[#SaveHailAstrid] There Once Was A Guy Called Astrid
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There once was a guy called Astrid
And nude pics is what he plastered
All over Congress
It sure was a mess
Homophobics complained, moaned and hid
It seems verse two was requested
Right after Astrid was messaged
By the admins
Who saw Astrid sin
I'll be here to supply you the latest
FightAndProduce claimed it a fake
Cheetah suspected Arrlo the snake
Congress at war
Change from the bore
A story like this you could not make
Astrid's messages were finally removed
Arrlo cheered while FaP and Cheetah booed
#SaveHailAstrid
Don't you see what he did?
United the whole country with RedTube
Comments
astrid aint a dude
Optimistic.
It's a virus
well you can always post your boobies to disproof this article mmm boobies.
Updated with verse two.
And verse three
All hail Hail Astrid 😃
You forgot: he likes porn.😁 HAHA!!!
Everyone knows you're Congress-presentation, right?!
I'm more concerned at how the admins misted his MU description...
Pro Tip: Don't click any of his links, they tend to end in a white sticky mess
Hahaha a white sticky mess, that's good.
I idiot clicked that link too.
Shame on you Astrid, but still we all like you. 😉
"Suspected"
#IndictArrlo
I just didn't expect them to be specific enough to mention "mass message" 😛