[POTUS] Updates on all fronts

Day 1,795, 06:31 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.
From the desk of the President


Good morning, America.

So, I've been trying to publish for like 36 hours now...but life kept getting in the way. I actually came to work early today specifically to finish this article.

Domestics


The Department of the Interior has been chugging along. Kodos and Beach Bunny keep things rolling, and there aren't any new programs to announce here right now.

However, another 'domestic' issue is the PTO threat we still face. We held all of our parties on the 15th, and on Monday (maybe late Sunday) I'll be announcing a new program to combat our foes...and we'll need many hands to make light work of it. If you've been looking for a way to get involved, be sure to check back on Monday.

We haven't missed any donations in Congress, IES is doing it's job, and the last completely scientific random poll done shows that 417% of America prefers Pie to Cake.

Foreign Affairs


Things have been getting pretty intense here. Issues with Poland and CTRL, as I'm sure you've heard. I'm afraid that experiment might be over, and we'll know conclusively and permanently by the end of the weekend. It's a shame, because I feel like if Poland simply had a more mature and honest President we wouldn't be having any of these problems.

We're invading Austria. That's going well, and has been fun. Everyone loves a Natural Enemy, and I particularly enjoy invading things. So, go out and kill some Austrians...it's fun.

In that vein, a thank you to the President of France for his help getting French players living in America to vote for ATO candidates in the last elections. He made a statement, attached below:

Everyone, or at least almost, are aware about how the relation between USA and France has been destroyed. Noone really moved before to get this story clear. And today, I am glad and proud to announce that Henry Pfeiffer Arundel and I did the first move together. France and USA are currently working together hand in hand and we sorted things out. Both of the sides were to blame and we went ahead and helped each others. I personnaly thank Henry Pfeiffer Arundel, Vanek26, Artela, kev2969, fingerguns for the cooperation and help, also the will to improve our relations.
France has been an ally of USA for a long time already and it was a waste to let this be broken, we’re back on the road.

Thank you USA.


-AlexMCS182
President of France

Other stuff

because Hilary memes are awesome

Maxx Johnson has been working hard in the DoD, we're attempting to streamline a few things and increase efficiency even more.

My lovely Vice President fingerguns wrote an article you should read. Her call for people to join the meta game is important, because far too many people ignore it, and then complain about not being included in meta game decisions that are based solely on using game mechanics to our best collective advantage. Read it now.

I changed my name since the last article, adding 'Pfeiffer' as my middle name. I'm hopeful that this will clear up some confusion about my in game and forum accounts, and help new players recognize me more easily.

A happy second birthday to iNCi. Your mothers are with me, panpas. cCc Pfeiffer siker cCc zaaaaaaxD 😛

Be sure to tune in to eNPR tonight. fingerguns and I will entertain and inform you...and probably tell some horrible jokes. Letters to fingerguns will be happening, so if you have ANY questions, send her a message. Seriously, any question.

As always, if you need anything or have questions, just message me. I am here to help.

Yours in Service,
~Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
President of the United States

PS - fingerguns made my sexy new header. be jelly.