[Multi] I AM YOU!

Day 2,635, 03:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr





Dear eUK,

I have a confession to make. It's been 3 years since I created the WayneKerr account, but this wasn't my first account... oh noooo. My first account was created 7 years ago. Those old enough or those that take an interest in eUK history may recognise my name.




That's right, I created TUP. I was a member of The 313, the eUK's original PTO group. It's been a long struggle to keep this information secret. A few guys have indeed worked it out. Iain Keers sussed me straight away, but thankfully kept his mouth shut. I owe him a debt of gratitude for his silence, our relationship deteriorated by the 'end' of his time in game, but he still never outed me. That is testament to the mans character.

That wasn't my only 'other' account, I've also been known as Ergo Deus, GGRyan, R.R. Napier and KIA Sneak to name a few. The latter account being used to create PCP along with another of my accounts, IP Lockard. As you can see eUK, I've been a busy boy.

But it would appear my luck has ran out. Detective Dapper has finally pieced together the evidence, put two and two together and came up with five. I've been caught red handed, now I fully expect the book to be thrown at me due to my actions.



I can't say I regret my choices, I've had immense fun and drove many people from this game. I'm proud of the work I have done, the lives I have made a misery, the parties I have destroyed and the communities I have shattered. It's been a long hard slog and in a way I am glad I have been caught. Like all serial killers, I was longing for this day. The day I was finally exposed, the day the eWorld finds out it was all me.

The Dental Corps is just me. It's been used over the past two years as a place to keep all my high value accounts in one easy to manage location. The accounts I would use to finally destroy the eUK.


mwc - me
FragUK - me
WookieO - me
Zaphod - me
Leo Balzac - me
Nohjis - me
NWG - me
Fataliix - me
Niko Jones - me


Every single account past and present that has ever been a DC member is me. All those PTO's we have done was all orchestrated by myself. The two UKPP PTO's, no one but myself voted, TUP's Glorious Congress Take Over was all me. The Freeing of the Masons, I did that and the vanquishing of Vendetta was due to me and my Serbian alter ego SerFartsalot.

Why do I do it, you must be asking? Well, it's quite simple. I'm a control freak that gets off on virtual power in a web browser game. Some may think it's crazy that I've spent so much time and energy, not to mention money on this multiple account way of life. For someone like me, it's perfectly normal.





So remember eUK, your best friend on this game could well be me, the person you are telling your plans to, it could be me, that account that steals your Battle Hero. It's probably me...




Wayne 'the Multi-Troll King' Kerr