[MoHA] Day 2,980 News From Around the World

Day 2,980, 22:45 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by eUK Home Office

Greetings, euK.

Recently I was thinking the media was going a bit sh*t (hence the banner). Possibly because I had published no articles, or more likely in spite of the fact that I had published no articles. Before some cheeky kunt gets the brilliantly original idea of doing one of those "Top 5 with no votes" articles, causing me to lose all hope in the game and devote myself to furthering my education in Candy Crush, I decided to have a look around the entire eWorld's media and see wtf that's all about.

Below is a selection of all the English language articles I could find that were available on Day 2,980 in the various countries, that were even the tiniest bit relevant or possibly entertaining to the average eUK citizen.



| United Kingdom

James Yorkchester Runs For Congress

Shock and horror today as James Yorkchester runs for congress. Also promises to interview MS10EL and Mr Woldy, so definitely looking forward to that. There's a bit of tasty banter going on in the comments between AMD and MS10EL as well, so be sure to check that out before they decide to get a room.


MOD Orders


Find out where to click here. Also get weps a bit cheaper. No gif at the end though, so it's a bit of a disappointment.


James Yorkchester Wants Your Feedback And Opinions

Yet more shock and horror in the eUK as James Yorkchester asks several questions. The most the eUK seems to muster in the response is:



Gurkha Gaming Runs For Congress

GG puts up a couple of bangin' tunes in the hopes of being elected to Congress. General consensus seems to be that this is a solid campaign.


Addaway is elected TUP PP


In a landslide victory Addaway has been crowned with the slightly dubious honour of being the PP of TUP in January, the biggest P in the eUK. Shock and horror etc


Viking World Returns

Gali's epic game returns - now with new features that are not buttons! Be sure to join for the epic bantz.




| United States

2-month-old player talks about the 2 months that culminated in him becoming a 2-month-old player

Also talks about how he copes with the trauma and struggle of having to be an eUS citizen.


2-day-old player considers running for President, cites Donald Trump as inspiration

He also runs a "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" competition on his newspaper. It is unclear as to whether Donald Trump had any influence on this.




| Romania

A Romanian Haiku


For some reason I find this very amusing. Like, it looks like English, but there's all these squiggly lines.




| Switzerland

Government Closes Parties Down To Avoid PTO

A very interesting development and really highlights the difference between our cultures, as in the eUK the government actually opens parties for PTOs.




| Thailand


Many People Enjoy A Snuff GIF

I don't really get it. Something about nuclear power? Some people in the comments say the article was published out of "butthurt", but I am sure the man in the first GIF actually DIEDED IRL.




| Bulgaria

Article With Cat Pictures Gets Over 20,000 Pageviews

...according to the counter the author put at the bottom. While I'm sceptical, this is the Internet, so you can never really be sure.


"Poland Balls" (?) Thing

If that's your fetish...




| Bolivia

Where Is The CP?!

What is hilarious is that the guy publishes his tirade about the CP's absence, the lack of military orders and the poor MoFA in three languages, and the CP just answers him literally:





| Belgium

Newspaper Competition

Interesting competition asking Belgians to choose their Newspaper of the Year for 2015, out of the winners of "Newspaper of the Month". Interesting idea to encourage media activity, eh? Someone get MoHA on that!




| Australia

Pictures of Cuddly Animals Gains Nearly 20,000 Pageviews

According to my own estimates. While I'm unsure what this has to do with anything, you can't deny those animals are pretty damn cuddly.




| Canada

The Only Article In Their Media...

...is a guy philosophising about the possible words that start with "B"?




| Germany

German Guy Hates On His Dictator

Not the first time it's happened...




| Georgia


Georgia NE's Iran

And asks for help.




| France

Guy Gives Away French Fries

a.k.a. 10 Q7 food.




| Denmark


Impossible Contest

Guy is giving away a total of 100,000cc in three prizes if he gets to 1000 subscribers.

He currently has 191.

Oh yeah and there's a picture of a naked lady, in case you wanted to show your grandmother.




| Nigeria

Sharp-eyed User Catches Multis

With innovative names like "dsfsdfdsfs" and "jbsjbajfajba", no one but MandiBitola could have guessed that these were not long-term accounts.

In a nice touch, he does appeal to the person behind the accounts to stop trying to overthrow the government through multis and to just do it the normal way.





| Ireland

Massive Survey Results

A lot of people went to a lot of effort. Verdict: Mildly interesting


Cows

One man went to a bit of effort. Verdict: wtf




| Chile

Cunning Citizen Recruitment Method

Should MoHA do this? Is it ethical?



| Malaysia

Strange Facebook Video

Of some very old women dancing. *unzips*



| Hungary

Free Art Lessons

Yet another article parodying the new buttons. eUK did it better.



| India

Helpful Stats For MU Tournaments

One man went to a lot of effort to create a table that shows the number of kills required per fighter to take down a building. Whoa.



| Israel

Much Ado About Newbs

What to do wit 'em? Much discuss.


Israel/Georgia NAP




| Netherlands

Interview With A Swedish Dude

robin


Analysis on the Wars by That Pancake Dude

van


Government Gives Away Free Stuff, See If You Can Pretend You're Dutch And Get It

persie



| Macedonia

Literally One Dude Controls The Media

Basically consisting of articles with a title and a gif. Basically like a shit version of 9GAG in eRepublik. No one has thought of this idea before, surely. Completely original. He's like the Steve Jobs of the media module.



So yeah. You might think the eUK media is sh*t but obvs it's not as sh*t as the rest of the eWorld. Keep up the good work bruvs

This has been your MoHA team, full of diehard Die Antwoord fans

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