[MoD]Bovindian Inventions

Day 1,116, 06:44 • Published in Pakistan USA • by misteriosa

Today I woke up in sun bathed country of ePakistan, after a beautiful dream in which I saw many old and new friends, celebrating together our fulfilled goal, eating sand together, and making some more plans of meeting each other again. I woke up with sun rays on my face, happiness in my heart, and calmness in my soul. I know deep inside myself: Dio is proud.

So I made myself some sand for breakfast, made a cup of coffee and sat down to read the morning papers. And, in one of the articles, I ran into an interesting comment:

tannyboyDay 1,116, 00:40
lol take a look at this...
you type these silly things because we invented 0..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries

And I thought “😮 Bovindia actually made/invented/discovered something?!? I know they make up things a lot, but this, I’ve got to see.” And so I went. So, let’s see a part of their discoveries:

- Large numbers
When someone just can’t count until ‘1000k damage’
(Yes, this is an actual quote.)

- Sugar
Mmmm, sugar. Might sound sweet. But then again:
- Obesity
- Diabetes
Oh well… You win some, you lose some.

- Dike
- Hookah
I would be ashamed even to say in public that my country invented something that is pronounced the way these words are pronounced, even if it were a cure for the cancer itself.

- Hospital
We see how good you ‘invented’ them. Even admins realized their mistake, so are now refunding 100% money for those. That is the only thing admins ever agreed to refund 100%. Really, congrats.

- Universe
And this is when they discovered sense of humor.

- 0
.country India
:: India [48] :: Population 0 :: Citizen fee: 5 INR :: 0 regions ::
You got that one right 😉

- Cockfighting
Yeah, maybe you should get back to those. And next time try to pick for an enemy someone/something you can actually swallow. 😉 Other than that, I’d advise you to stop multiplying (how: a nice song for your music theme today. Be sure to check it 😉



I have been searching for a perfect definition for the term ‘Bovindian’. And I read it today, and was so thrilled by it, I just had to share it:
40 active players, out of which 98% are morons that don’t know s**t, and there they are now... deleted 🙂

With that thought, I leave you for the day.

Yours only,
misteriosa
Empress of Pakistan-assimilated India