(MoD) 2,267-8 eSA News!

Day 2,267, 19:29 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Ministry of Defence- SA


Yoooooo what's good fella's (and ladies). I hope you all had a stellar weekend like I did. To anybody who may be a Broncos American football fan, I'm sorry that you guys got absolutely killed.

In other news, who wants to hear rumors of the week???

thekoki became a member of the Lazocrats after hearing the promise of below the belt benefits. I'm not sure what this means, but it is 100 percent accurate.

Henock are you alive?

nW0lf has a man crush on me. I'm not sure how this came about, but I don't blame him, I'm a pretty big catch.

The presidential candidates of Uruguay had to be cleared by the Argentinian prime minister to make sure they are loyal to their communistic loving ways.

Rex has become addicted to cocaine and will be taking a permanent leave of absense.

SONG OF THE DAY/SHOUT-OUT TO ARGENTINA

This song goes directly out to Argentina and our alliance. If you refuse to talk to us, I have no problem writing a song and performing a song about you. I made all of these lyrics especially to you. *For those who are at work or with small children* There is excessive swearing in this song, be prepared.

Song of the Day

Today's song is by my man Eamon. It sums up our terrific relationship with the Argies.

"See I don't, know why, I like you so much"
"I gave you all my trust"
"I told you, I loved you"

When you helped save us from Brazil, we trusted you and loved you. It felt like the best day ever.

"Now that's all down the drain"
"You put me through pain"
"I wanna let you know how I feel"

Now at this point in the song, you have stabbed us in the back. We don't know why we even talked to you people in the first place. And now at this point we are going to open up and tell you how we feel about your crappy country of Argentina.

"F*** what I said, it don't mean s*** now"
"F*** the presents, might as well throw them out"
"F*** all the kisses, they didn't mean jack"
"F*** you you hoe, I don't want you back"

Basically, simplistically stating, eff you. You guys lied to us, and have totally taken advantage of us. And the worst part is that you allow Uruguay to do it as well. How dare you.

"You thought, you could keep this s*** from me"

This line is in regards to talking to the Lazo's instead of us. We find everything out and have no respect for you.

So I call on the next Argie administration to stop squatting our land. IT IS NOT YOURS!!! Enter talks with our government and work out a deal instead of treating us like your prostitute. You cannot and will not use us and abuse us. It's quite cowardly.

Official eSA orders

Fight for Brazil in their Resistance War!

Sorry for the rant of Argentina and their cowardly ways. Today's order is to fight for Brazil against the people who have illegally seized our land (Argentina).

Just a reminder to vote tomorrow for CP. Our official candidate is Enriche2Ribeiro, feel free to vote for him. We also have many citizenship passes left, so if you are thinking about moving to eSA to help us out, let me know and we can accept you quickly.

Bis später!

Minister of Defence:
Zombinho

Associate Minister of Defense:
AdUnit