[MINISTRY OF RE-EDUCATION] Identifying the Enemy (Non-Hippie Edition)

Day 2,885, 22:18 • Published in Canada Canada • by Xander Kross


Well, maggots, we have some foreign visitors invaders soiling our homeland. To help our citizens better identify these swarthy foreign devils, here are some tips on how to tell the hostile invasion forces from friendly countrymen, by careful examination of their outer-wear in comparison to our own.

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SUMMER APPAREL:


You can also tell the nationality of a soldier by noting the appearance of their womenfolk.

CANADA:



ITALY:



ALBANIAN:



Male soldiers are also usually visually distinct, though there may be some degree of deception. Look for the following physical traits:

CANADA:



ITALY:



ALBANIA:



Class dismissed.