[Loathing] We are F**king Angry!
Day 2,147, 05:35
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by WayneKerr
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eUK, the mindless zombies of TUP have once again landed us with a sub par leader, incapable of providing us our daily lulz and baw. Lurking around in the land of 2-click, these monsters lurched from the dark and struck at our very heart, crippling our progress to a brighter eUK.
Must be election time...
To this eUK, I say no more, no more should we allow those 2 clicker to direct our elections, no more should we stand by and let minimal effort players take a major role in our future. Join me eUK in taking back our nation, fight with me and those, like me who can see this game for what it really is, a bit of fun to pass the time. Say YES to attempting the impossible, have courage in the face of danger, but mostly importantly have a smile upon your face.
I urge all players of the eUK to denounce the fake CP Bohemond4, brought to power on the wave of uninformed drone votes. Turn your back on them and march off in the other direction, chanting cries of 'WAR!', he may have the buttons, but it's us who hold the power! Make your voice heard, you are the active fighting population, you are the driving force of our nation, you should be telling the 'powers that be', how shit goes down...
Tell em eUK... grrrrr
Those of you in Congress, those of you sympathetic to the cause, you are the key. You are our button pushers. You are the real power brokers, never forget that the CP is subject to you, not the other way around. Take back your power, revolt against those that try to hold you back with sensible ideas and options, freely propose those Natural Enemies and let us write a new chapter in our history.
Our MU leaders, this is a time for you to shrug off those calls of incompetence, a chance for you to reclaim the eUK in your name. Do not allow this to pass you by. Step up to the mark, show not only the eUK, but the eWorld what it means to be an eUK MU! Your soldiers rely on you, allow the beasts to roam the battlefields in search of rank points and TP medals. Battle hardened troops, make a combat ready MU.
This is what you have at the moment... surely you want more?
Do not allow scaremongering of those who want to take us 2 steps back to put you off course, they will try everything to deter you from realising your potential. Threats of no TWO support will be drafted in, as well as comments about impenetrable shields, they will try everything to put a stop to our freedoms. Resorting to lies about the state of our treasury in an attempt to make people sit up and take notice of them. When this fails, they will move on to attacking citizens, claiming them to be dangerous individuals, terrorists if you will, they will try to frame you as a menace to our community and safety. They will attempt to turn us against each other, pitting eUKer against eUKer. This will serve as nothing but propaganda to keep you subservient to them. Let their pleas fall upon deaf ears!
This is our time eUK, so wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care!
Throw caution to the wind.
WIN
LOSE
OR WIPE
Better than working, training, Daily Order, log off... we deserve better than this!
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rawr
grrrr
easy tiger
Power to the People....o7
From what I've seen so far it isn't going to be a boring month at all. I dont know why you're kicking up a fuss on day 1 when nothing has been seen yet.
If its been a few weeks and nothing, sure, be angry and whatnot. Until then, you're making the very mistake everyone made about WookieO last month: assuming what you think is going to happen, will happen.
My assumptions are based on past knowledge, Wook was an unknown entity. Rise up with us jamesw, reclaim what was once yours!
>reclaim what was once yours!
wayNEkerr.
IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR
RAWWRRRRWWWRR
GIVE ME AN EMPIRE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING CHERRY ON TOP!
IMPEACH!!!
Dinosaurs go rawr \o/
Voted for both Kony and Cameo references... good effort
Bring Margaret back.
Voted
Total support. I am the witness of what happened.
tic tac vote that 😛
voted, Wayne would be a much better CP than boh
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voted! want wayne as CP!
I heard Wayne only has one testicle
it's a big one though...
Sour grapes from a failure.
I expected grace in defeat, but didn't see any.
this is me showing my congratulations to boh and offering him some words of advice. Your cynical old mind just read it as sour grapes.
They say sour grapes make an excellent wine.
Sour grapes make excellent whines.
It's like New Ego, all over again... YAWN!...
I think the active population did say what they wanted in the election maybe your just not as popular as you think you are.
Nah bro, it's just the UK has too many weaklings who don't want war. It's DC's job to weed out these infidels and send them to Ireland
Wayne didn't even come in 2nd as you don't think all the "mindless TUP zombies" voted for Longshotz aswell
"Too many weaklings" "the active population want" and "sub par CP" your starting to sound like the thing you fought against
You must be fun at parties...
Well said.
Why must the nation be led by spineless 2 clickers!
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Not sure why you're making so much of a fuss so early on
When did I ever stop making a fuss?
i click 27 times a day can i be CP 😮
You are DC shady, you can be whatever you wish bro!
You want to be CP and go for war, then i ask you this, get co-ordination with our allies.
If there's screenshots where you can confirm allies will back a war on whoever and aid us where necessary then you have one heck of a chance of boosting your votes.
Unless this IS your prelude to you actually talking with them, bringing up enthusiam to fight for our country and conquer the world then good show.
But what we need to see next is co-operation. We are NOT going to win a war alone. People have allies for a reason. Also, countries DO read our articles and can see what we're upto and should you continue and it grows in support then they WILL be prepared.
I am all for us bashing in some country, show us we're backed and i will contribute 70 gold to use as YOU see fit (probably in the form of GBP as 70 gold will take a week to send).
I will also downgrade one of my training facilities (it costs too much so this is a good excuse to remove it ) and will use that gold to personally supply the legion MU as much as possible in weapons and food.
When you show we are ready to rumble with backing from the likes of poland (whom are MASSIVE allies and bear in mind if we go to war, they will very possibly lose regions if they support us) as well as other countries then i am sure everyone will be with you.
I wish you the best of luck in negotiations and look forward to sending you a tonne of gbp 😛
War with Norway will cause all of this...? I didn't know we were that great of a threat..
All i am suggesting is that without assistance, ALL wars generally are unsuccessful. Which is the entire point of being in an alliance.
I have yet to see any form of suggestion that we have allies for this war.
Hmm I see. Well unprovoked attacks usually do not garner support. And if you remember about 7 months ago the UK again invaded Norway unprovoked and it only took the Norway, Ireland, Netherlands and Canada to push back the British forces and Norway even captured Scotland in the process so I can see your concerns.
Power to the PEOPLE!!! XD
Lame article.
Good article, you got it spot on.
In reply to Joshua, I think it's going to happen again only with Norway, Sweden and Finland.
Oh! And Canada. So Ireland and Netherlands have been swapped for Sweden and Finland.