[Loathing] Wayne's Totally Unbiased CP Analysis #3

Day 2,602, 16:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr





With the Top 5 of the media full of articles and raging comments it can only mean one thing, CP elections are once again upon us. The first CP election of the year can often set a precedent on how the rest of the year will go.

It's become customary for me, as one of the most experienced and wise players the eUK have ever had to educate you all on the CP Elects. This month is no difference and with me being a 8,31 scoring MoEducation, it's doubly important that you listen and learn the material I am about to teach you.



Lets begin...


SerFartsalot
TUP, UKRP, PCP, TRS, ESO


A known immigrant to our beautiful shores, Serf came at a time when it was hard to be a forig in the eUK. That never stopped him getting involved, it never stopped him showing love to a country that at the time didn't show him any love.

One of the main reasons why we are conversing in English and not Serbian is down to this man. The way he galvanised the eUK, at a time when the eUK was trying to strangle itself, was nothing short of miraculous. People from all different political back grounds got behind Serf and his organisational skills.



This was proven not be a fluke as we have seen the eUK wipe eCanada, the defeat of an Assteria backed wipe of our country (in which the Assteria SG admitted eUK was not worth wiping due to the sheer ferocity and cost which Assteria would endure) and our international reputation has never been higher, since he became MoD.

He really is the man for the job!


Waynes CP Rating: 9/10





BaronChris
UKPP, Cheats, PTOers, Thieves

A typical 'second' account. The list of his achievements are wide and varied. I'll list some for you here:

- Tried to get eUK into LETO while the eUK was under attack from this alliance.

- Tried to give away our weapon producing bonus to eCanada as payment for not vetoing entry into the above mentioned ploy to get eUK into LETO.

- Was used by American Agents in order to 'bring our countries closer together'.

- Been backed in his CP run by well known cheats, thieves and PTOers

- Do I really need to continue?


What the above shows me, is a weak willed player that is easily taken advantage of. Is this the kind of man we want leading us in these turbulent and dangerous times? The answer is easy eUK, no we don't.

Apparently he's a keen supporter...




Waynes CP Rating: 1/10





William Ross
TUPSUK

Ain't even gonna waste my time...


Waynes CP Rating: 0/10






There really is only one choice eUK, regardless of how you personally feel about Serf...