[Loathing] Wayne's Totally Unbiased CP Analysis

Day 2,539, 08:53 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr



Welcome eUK,

After a dreadfully dull few weeks, eUK seems to have come into it's own just lately. Whether the feel good factor is down to the recent news of two of eUK's behemoths finally seeing sense and deciding to call it a day (fortunately its Keers and Moir, not BigAnt and Dapper), or the return of a true hero and patriot to our shores, we will never know.

Reading the media the past couple of days has actually been rather enjoyable for a change. Give yourselves a pat on the back. Good effort. 50+ comment articles, a Top 5 that requires more than 5 votes and a lot of lies, slander and baw being thrown about, almost like the good ole days. Keep it up.







Now on to the main event.

Wayne's Totally Unbiased CP Analysis!




Aleksandar.V Popovic
UKPP, TUP, PCP

Alek, one of eUK's national treasures, rightly stands alongside such greats as Horice and Emergy in my opinion. A vastly underrated guy with a heart big enough to love us all. Much like marmite, people seem to either love him or hate him. Some Ape-like people even love to hate him...

Never shy about wanting to take on responsibility no matter how trivial the job is or the flack that he could take, Alek is always one of the first in line, ready to serve his adopted home. Having been the Speaker for Congress to rave reviews followed by a fantastic stint as eUK's Prime Minister, Alek proved many of his doubters wrong by showing them that he does indeed have a string for every bow.



With the eUK in need of a true hero and patriot, Alek has decided to answer the call.


Wayne CP Rating: 8/10




iAdratros
UKRP

A reincarnation of the Adrastos, iAdrastos has been about a fair while now. Famed for his diligence and persistence rather than the results he produces. iAdrastros's recent adventures into the heart of eUK have seen a mismanaged 'Rock Paper Scissors League' go belly up, the now infamous cock up that was eUK's first attempt to defeat the 'Serbian PTO attempt' that plagued us a few months back . With eUK on the verge of sinking iAdrastros and Acroc were well in over there heads. That showing doesn't fill me with confidence about our future. He's also the first MoLA (yeah, it's apparently back again) since Goku Jones. Now, isn't that just the kind of company you wish to keep...



While pleasant enough, he will be willing to be seen to be doing what he thinks is in the eUK's best interests rather than doing what is actually in our best interests.


Wayne CP Rating: 5/10





Rodney Mckay

Rodney, the man has an allotment (pretty sure its Rodders that has one), is this the kind of man we want running our virtual country? He probably cycles to work, wears sandals and no doubt farts into a jar to 'protect the ozone'.






No one has seen or heard form Rodney for months, but come election day and oh, Rodney is there. Like the power crabber that he is, he does not not care for eUK, he does not care for free speech. He elects himself as PP and then nominates himself for CP, no discussion, no democracy. This Ladies and Gentleman, is the act of a coward.


Wayne CP Rating: 6/10





suezo31

It's ok eUK, I have no idea who he is either. All I know is that he is a Canadurpian and seeing as we are currently at war with the Canadurp, I don't think his intentions are pure. Could well be a PTO agent.


Wayne CP Rating: 3/10




Vote wisely eUK




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