[Labour Party Update] Arming the men and women of Labour

Day 1,928, 15:13 Published in Ireland Canada by irishbhoy1967


The Solidarity Programme
Members of the Labour Party, your welfare is important to us. I am glad to announce to you the new Labour Party Solidarity Programme.

-The programme will run between the 17th-20th of each month
-All you need to do is to be a genuine Labour Party member and apply for the programme between these dates. You don't need to do anything else
-After you apply you will be sent 100 Q7 Weapons


100 Shiny Q7s dropped in your storage each month


Labour Party Communes
Our Party Commune system is up and running. Supplies for Commune workers will be 8 Q7 Weapons per day. To join the Labour Commune System, just PM me and I'll sort your place out.



Claims from IFP Spokesman not true
Recently the Spokesman for the Irish Freedom Party made claims that his party and others were going to PTO The Labour Party. The leader of the IFP has since apologised to The Labour Party for his spokesman's conduct and has assured us that he will be instructing his party members not to interfere in the elections of The Labour Party. We are relieved to hear of this seeing as The Labour Party once came to the aid of the Irish Freedom Party in their hour of need to prevent them being PTOed. We thank him for this and wish the IFP all the best in their future endeavours.

IFP does not forget when Labour saved their party


Independent Labour Party Legend gives merger seal of approval
World famous ILP member and e-Ireland's talisman Yddub has given the thumbs-up to the recent merger. He allowed himself a brief moment of delight at the news even though he was clearly a very distressed man as he chased a Tesco truck in an effort to rescue his trusty steed.


Don't worry Yddub, Labour will save your horse



Join The Labour Party Now
Join Labour now and be part of restoring some pride in the e-Irish Left!
Positions are available, the only requirement is activity and a willingness to do your best.

Help us restore Ireland to it's former glory!

Join Now and make our future as glorious as our past!

Labour ABÚ






Custodian of The Labour Movement

PS even the Indians have joined the cause of Labour