[Labour Party]Re-establishing The Left
orangejuicemmm
Dear Comrades and lowly revisionists.
This article will be directed mainly towards Labour members and potential Labour members so with that I must tell you, Gerald Smith, to stop reading or you might start crying again.
On to important matters.
The Labour Party with the help of former Independent Laabour Party members has been established and with working positions within the party being implemented and general operation of the party re-starting after the revolution. I'd like to announce a few schemes and options available to our members.
Firstly, and most importantly, we are reestablishing our
Communal System.
Almost 3 years ago now the original Labour Party were the first party to utilise the idea of communes in Ireland. We were the breakthrough party for leftists and paved the way for the complete overhaul of nearly every aspect of eirish life.
Our communes made way for the Irish Citizen Army which went on to be the most successful Military Unit in eIreland ever and even helping to free a fewllow ally from oppression on our own when the rest of eIreland were busy being inefficient.
We plan on bringing back that glory.
If you are working in our communes which are ran by John Snuggles in America you are free to avail of 8 Q7 weapons a day.
In order to receive these weapons simply fill out this form
If you wish to work in these Communes you must first:
A) Move to America
B ) Resign your current job
C) Apply to John Snuggles' company for 1 IEP. (Page 50ish)
D) Be a member of the Labour Party
E) Fill out the form
I would like to express my deep gratitude to John Snuggles who continues to run these communes everyday regardless of his busy real life schedule. A true gentleman and friend to many.
The Solidarity Programme
Members of the Labour Party, your welfare is important to us. I am glad to announce to you the new Labour Party Solidarity Programme.
-The programme will run between the 17th-20th of each month
-All you need to do is to be a genuine Labour Party member and apply for the programme between these dates. You don't need to do anything else
-After you apply you will be sent 100 Q7 Weapons
Party Positions
Vice President: irishbhoy1967
- In charge with spreading what Labour is about and promoting us as a Party.
Secretary General: orangejuicemmm
- My job is help with the day to day running of Labour Party and keep everyone on the same page
Councillor: ChewChewShoe
- ChewChewShoe is tasked with maintaining contact and trying create activity amongst the rest of our members. He deals with problems that may arise with members.
Spokesperson: MrConway
- Due to his campaign for Country president MrConway hasn't been fully able to fulfil all requirements of a Spokesperson. In future a Spokesperson will represent the Party at formal events along with VP or PP. Aids in the decision making process.
Availability:
ChewChewShoe is looking for young, ambitious members of the party to help him with the communications within the party.
Message him here if you are interested.
Party Poll
ChewChewShoe will be sending around a party poll to get a better understanding of where we are as a party.
And as always,
Yours Sincerely
Orangejuicemmm
Join Now and make our future as glorious as our past!
Labour ABÚ
Comments
pole
Can I run the Gulags, Comrade OJ?
o/
Labour ABÚ
Labour ABÚ
Oh I'm glad good old Snugs got back from his retirement 🙂
Vote.
No Pasaran!
Labour ABÚ
Fail ABU \o
It's spelled "Smyth".
http://www.troll.me/images/angry-samuel-l-jackson/english-mother-fucker-do-you-speak-it.jpg
Nice to see you guys bought votes. Fail ABU \o x2
I guess that just shows how little I pay attention to you or anything you have to say.
You must be a bad chess player. The first rule is learn to pay attention to your opponents moves.
Even if they're stupid.
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You're not my opponent? You offer as much a threat to me as a 3 year old in a wheelchair would to me on a football pitch.
And yes I am as I have never played chess other than one or two games before.
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Minigun-Wheelchair-3.jpg
@Oj you can make fun of me. Don't make fun of those in wheelchairs.
So even you admit that liking you to someone in a wheelchair is an insult.
lol keiller
Labour Abu
Where are the Irish Forums?