[KNEEPADS] Palatable Politics

Day 2,899, 22:53 • Published in USA Japan • by Nohime


299 days ago I endorsed Wild Owl for CP. I truly believed in the guy and he was, and still is, the greatest CP eUSA has ever had. I love this owl. He taught me nearly everything I need to know about this game and its politics.

Just a few minutes ago I read this.



It's one thing to wear the knee pads in this game if you want to be CP, appease the trolls on the eUSA forum, and pander to the meta overlords who pay Plato obscene amounts of money so they have some ‘ownership’ of this game. I get it. If you suck some pole long enough you’ll get to be CP; or you have a Visa. That’s my personal opinion in how I see the CP of this game. You know that’s not a game I play or will ever play. But for the sanctity of continuing on in this game because we’re all locked in here for some goddam reason or other, I’ll support the best knee pad wearer if that’s how it's got to be. And Jude happens too look very sexy in them.



But apparently, the kneepads to be eUSA CP is not a one size fits all. So now Jude runs for CP and all of a sudden, because he’s playing ball on a path that could get him elected, SOME folks just want to pick up their tonka toy truck and leave the playground because they know Jude is primed and ready to own that mother ****** playground?

What a bunch of sore losers you are!



Jude Connors wants to be our CP, but Wild Owl is now running to be CP so Jude Connors CANNOT be CP. Is Jude not appeasing the right people? Is Jude’s credit card not enough? (LOL JUDE SPENDING MONEY ON THIS GAME LOLOLOL, yeah right)

The case is probably more the former than the latter, but who doesn’t like a guy leading this country with a bottomless credit card? Jude and Wild Owl are not the case this time around. So don’t get your hopes up.

The dirtbags who don’t want to see a new face in the CP seat clearly asked Wild Owl to run for CP out of spite towards Jude not wearing these ‘special’ knee pads every OTHER CP elect gets fitted for before running for office.



I won’t be voting for Wild Owl this time. Nothing against Wild Owl, iluvhim, but whoever begged America’s favorite owl to painstakingly run this country again because they’re too lazy to is laughable. I mean, look at the owl’s profile. He hasn’t strength trained in months. He’s clearly checked out and being dragged along by the meta f*gs who are too lazy to do it themselves. He’s probably not even writing his own articles. Smee controls his profile. I mean, come on. There’s enough owl pellets in the Oval from his last few terms.

Jude has his own knee pads, America. His politics are much more palatable these days.