[Garmr] How to win erep
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by Garmr
Sup lads,
The great and amazing Wild Owl and me, your friendly former SexDef, are arguably one of the most successful FA/Def combo's of all times, yo. When not achieving greater glory through masterful subterfuge we partied harder than Gatsby and Charlie Sheen together. Only Trump could possibly beat us, because he is the best, ever, period.
Well, we decided it's been long enough to hold our secret to erepublik success to ourselves. We want you all to share in the great feeling of accomplishment this game brings to you. The deep satisfaction, the thrill of the action, nothing in the real world can ever compare to this. Not even accidentally messing up your estro levels (10g if you get the reference, but you won't because you're not as cool as WO, so yolo). Our path to success was relatively straightforward. I am the last remnant of the Iron bank of the Netherlands and its associated companies. I have more gold and CC than the 'unofficial' eUSA defense reserves. This combined with Wild Owl's great loveable character and powers of persuasion got us a team of tech wizards from US/DE/RO that built advanced algorithm calculators that basically were able to predict all scenario outcomes in all conflicts in the game. It was pretty cool, until we had run for such a long time that we could start doing a meta analysis. The result was pretty shocking.
And this is the greatest truth to all the games you play on your computer.
So, I will leave you with this: "Do what is hard, and life will be easy. If you do what is easy, life will be hard"
One love,
Garmr
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lol First thought that came to mind when I read the title was do not play at all. 😛
Article needs more Garmr and less WO. Much like the game.
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We're like Bert and Ernie though, hard to have one without the other haha
so do you take it up the ass or does the owl? 😛
you both have won the game my brothers o7
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I thought it was going to be a screenshot of the logout button 😛
The only winning move is not to play.
In that case, I must be close to winning given how I never participate in wars.
It can be true, but don't go, we like you here!
10g if you get the reference, i notice noone answered this in two day that is strange i thaught some people would understand that estrogen controls sex so you are saying, either this game is better than sex or quiting the game is better than sex?