[真實] 外電:真的嗎? from e加拿大brokencookie (22期)

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[真實] 外電:真的嗎? from e加拿大brokencookie (22期)





原文:http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2110966/1/20








  I interrupt the daily market updates (wich im not sure about continuing) with this....

  我這篇文章打斷了我每日的市場資訊更新(我不知道我會不會繼續此更新)……(編按:過去該作者的報紙都有每日市場價格波動的製作)





  Firt off. No, i didnt trace those letters. Second. I hope we manage to get a ton of allies and change Poland's name to Canada. Whats up with them? They are like the homeless people a block away from your house. Leave the door unlocked for ten minutes and you cant get them out.

  第一點。我沒有追蹤那些文字(編按:指相關消息)。第二點。我希望我們能夠成功得到一拖拉庫的盟友並且把波蘭的國名改成加拿大。他們到底是安怎?他們就像是一個街區之外的難民,當你離開家門十分鐘沒有上鎖,你就沒辦法把他們從自己家裡面趕出去。

  If i were president, I would start producing cheap weaponry to counter their attacks with to prevent loss of our beloved land. After that, if we hold our land, launch attack plans on them. I would try to round up allies to assist us and see how they like it.

  如果我是總統,我將生產廉價武器來對付他們的攻擊,防止我們敬愛的土地丟失。然後當我們保住了我們的土地,就對他們展開攻擊計劃。我將聯合同盟國包抄他們,看他們能夠怎麼樣。





  (even though im not in any party)

  (雖然我沒有在任何政黨當中)(編按:作者現已加入政黨)



譯後感言:感覺比較像是斥責政府作為的文章,嗯,此中滋味盡在不言中啊(誤)。不過最有成就感的就是手寫翻譯了(欸)



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