[Feds] Firestarters

Day 1,996, 20:04 • Published in USA Argentina • by bigcdizzle

Hey there everyone.

This one ought to give you that fire.

As I said in my previous article, it’s time for the Feds to get back to our greatness. I want us to be the hungry, hardworking party that we once were. Because of this, I have chosen my cabinet very carefully. They each have specific skills that will help out with their position in my cabinet, and will be overseen by a VPP and CoS that are the absolute best the Feds have to offer.

Without further ado, here is the team that will help fulfill my goals:



Vice Party President: Paul Proteus



Paul is a former 2 term Fed PP, current Secretary of Media, and resident Elitist Overlord. He is a great leader, and good friend. I chose him to be my VP, primarily because I know that I can always bounce ideas off of him, and get an honest, well thought out answer. This also assures that Paul can’t run against me, and beat me for a 3rd time.

Chief of Staff: fingerguns



Really, what more can I say? Fingerguns is an absolutely legendary Fed. She is a former CP of eUSA, and has helped nearly all of us at one point or another. Most importantly though, she was the perfect person to help keep the Fed cabinet in order, and help us reach our lofty goals. She has a very different schedule from myself, and will be on to help guide the cabinet when I cannot. She also has a certain quality that I sought out specifically for this term, and that’s the ability to put a boot in someone's ass if they’re not getting their job done.

The rest of my cabinet:

P😨 Cromstar

FBI: Malarkey83

FOP: AlexJ1890

Media: Derphoof

SHIELD CO: crashthompson

Recruitment: The Original Hawkie

Retention: The Original Fawkie

Most of these faces are fairly familiar. Alexj1890, Derphoof, and Fawkie will all be continuing on with their current cabinet positions. They have each done fantastic jobs with their departments, and I’m looking forward to having them continue that great work.

Hawkie, will be taking over recruitment from Crashthompson, who has stepped down in order to focus on other aspects of his involvement with the party. One of those involvements, will be running SHIELD as its new CO. I want to see things moving along quickly in SHIELD, and I believe that crash has the tenacity to get things accomplished. Malarkey83 will be taking back his position as FBI director. He was one of the finest we've ever had, and the hardest worker this party has ever seen. His agreeing to run FBI again is a real treat for the party. Finally, I have put Cromstar in the position of Political Director. He has arguably as much qualification and experience as anyone in eRep, and I know that I can trust him to collaborate with myself, and the rest of the cabinet in order to help the political department work to its highest potential.

One other thing that I would like to say is that, while these people will be leading the party, it cannot function at its peak without your help. I will not be instituting applications for Fed jobs. If you are interested in helping the Feds, a PM should be sent to myself or fingerguns to find a spot that will fit you.

That’s it for this article. Please remember that I truly do want to be the Fed PP, and that if you’re willing to lend me your vote, I am confident that the Federalist Party can be greater than ever before. All it will take, is some tenacity, some coordination, and a whole lot of work…





Stay P/H