[Fear] Lies, Slander and Trolling...

Day 2,140, 08:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr
A political article stating my intentions on being eUK dictator Oct 2013



Yep, thats right... After seeing who is running, seems I've been forced into it. God damn you mwc... We made massive strides last month, I can't sit and watch it all go to waste. The momentum needs to carry on.


Thats right Wook, time to get ya pencils from out the desk...

The last thing the eUK requires right now is a srs bsn CP, we also don't require a meddler. Fundamentally there is nothing wrong with our community, our ministries are doing a good job, our MU's are progressing nicely, we have expelled the evilness and there is more of a light hearted feel to the eUK. Many manifestos like to bang on and say they will improve this ministry and that ministry, but how will they improve it? That, I'm afraid, is always left to the readers imagination...

I won't be promising you anything, like the others, as there is nothing to promise that I can fulfil. I can't change taxes, thats not in the domain of the CP. The people who sort out taxes are ultimately, Congress and Congress alone. My MoF will, however, give congress all the details they ask for, if that is what that section of the governing body of eUK desires. I wont be 'improving our MoFA', what is there to improve on? We are in the top seats of the top alliance in the eWorld. We are very much respected within that circle, so what can we do to improve our situation? Nothing. The NHS will be left alone, that scheme hasn't been a Government ran scheme for a long time. It's entirely up to the individuals running it to chop and change. The NHS leader will be given access to the NHS org and advertisement in Government articles. That is as far as any CP/Government should go. That's not to say that we can't give our opinions on matters...


The life of a CP aint as tough as some like to have you believe...

I won't be accepting applications, I'll be head hunting the relevant ministers and they will be free to choose the teams that they have working under them. These people will be free to go about their business, they all have the knowledge required to not need a babysitter CP.

So what will you be doing Wayne?

Not much, not much at all. I'll be doing what the CP is tasked with doing, MPP proposals, opening battles when required and trolling forigs.

People like to believe that the CP is the artist, that his role is to paint out the future for us all. I see the CP as rather the maker of the canvas, some one who gives you, the true painters of the eUK's future, the chance to scribble over a blank easel...


This could be you... look at the fun he is having!

I'll have a go at keeping us unwiped, I'll see about either getting the Irish to pay us for freeing their remaining regions or granting us the rest of em. I'll even keep my pilfering of the country orgs to a minimum.

All I ask from you lot, is you make it interesting, make up lies, slander your opponents, troll some forigs, troll each other...

I can't do it all by myself!



I hate you all, Wayne4CP