[ESO] Announcing the Party President Primary

Day 2,327, 18:10 • Published in United Kingdom France • by Hell The Great


Obviously, last months PP election went down perfectly. No-one expects the Sara inquisition! Of course, anyone who tries to say otherwise, is just being hugely undemocratic. We wanted Sara as PP. Why? As part of our cunning plan to actually do things, try to get back into the top 5 and of course, outlaw DanMoir, we had to plan for the future. What is the sure fire way to ensure that the future is full of progress, growth, orifices and Ending Some Orphans? By hitting rock bottom!



Thus, we allowed ourselves to hit rock bottom, and become Otters. Once again, anyone who tries to say otherwise is just being undemocratic, it was all part of the plan.

However, we now move on to stage 2 of the plan, covering up the fact we durp'd making sure we don't make the same mistake again rebuilding ourselves with a leader who is less inclined to Otter all over everything.

As such, I am pleased to announce the Party President Primary. I encourage all those who are interested in running for the Presidency to release their manifestos, their plans, their intentions, and most importantly promise to not be too Otter-y.

All of those who are interested, please release the above by Monday 7th April. We will then, as a party, hold a 48 hour discussion and 'what about this' session, where members can pose questions to all candidates who came forward. Candidates will be given a further 25 hours to respond to anything that members bring up. After this has happened, we'll finish with a final 24 hour voting period.

I look forward to trolling, ignoring everything and voting jamesw a month of growth and less otters, and I'm sure all of you do too,


~jw