[eIndian MoD] eIndian and eThailand: A Clarification

Day 2,153, 16:52 • Published in Serbia Canada • by New Faustian Man



Greetings citizens of eIndia o/


::: This is a public announcement by the Ministry of Defence :::


There has been some concern shown regarding my Ministry’s support of the resistance war in Tamil Nadu. This mainly centers on the suspicion that should India successfully expel the Croats from Tamil Nadu, we’ll immediately face a Natural Enemy proposal by Thailand. Its correct that the plan for eIndia's liberation revolved around TWO offering huge support to some smaller TWO/ACT states (like Thailand) that would engage Albania and Croatia and drive them out of India. The unfortunate part in this, however, is the desire some in the Thai government have to effectively replace Albania and Croatia on Indian soil, something that only came to light today.

Specifically, they seek Saltpeter in Gujarat and one of our cattle regions presently under Croat-control.

To quote a member of the Thailand cabinet: “we supported this RW in Tamil Nadu so we can take cows and salt and delete Albania we dont care much for india or albania they r on opponent side for thailand and in game our enemies."



So we can conclude Thailand’s intentions toward India aren’t completely benign. However this isn’t exactly a revelation.

Unfortunately for Thailand the success of this operation hinged on India regaining Tamil Nadu. A campaign which has since failed. Which leads me to the second concern voiced by some senior Indian citizens, namely the potential that Croatia and Thailand had done a deal, that would effectively replace Albania in India with Thailand, with an unofficial NAP securing the peace between Croatia and Thailand. Sounds far-fetched if you ask me. What I do know however is that a senior member of the Croat government approached an Indian cabinet member to discuss the potential of Croatia and Albania releasing some regions to India. Interestingly these included Tamil Nadu. The only stipulation involved the timing of renewing some of our MPPs. Like I said above, the whole thing sounds highly unlikely. And Croatia did just repel the Thai attack on Tamil Nadu after all.


At this juncture, I would like to remind our citizenry that whatever Thailand might have planned beyond aiding us in ridding our land of Albania and Croatia is, at this point, pretty inconsequential.



Even with strong TWO support today they failed in their bid to recover Tamil Nadu. Pretty much foiling all their plans. So its worth reminding ourselves: Our enemy isn’t Thailand, its Croatia and Albania. So all supposition regarding what might happen should we get a border with Thailand is, frankly, pretty ridiculous. I’m pretty sure the “Devil you know...” doesn’t apply in this case. It's Croatia and Albania that have us wiped, it's Croatia and Albania that have broken treaties with us – not Thailand. So let's not get distracted.


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eIndia are looking to strengthen relations with TWO and proTWO countries, this includes Thailand. The fact is that due to the Air Strike facility eIndia is always going to be an easy target. Something that we all must acknowledge and plan for. As such we are looking to countries, especially near-neighbors like Thailand, as potential friends, countries that can help us and we them.

JAI HIND!!!


Thanks for your time,
New Faustian Man
eIndian Minister of Defense