[真實] 兩則外電：分級更新抱怨和e愛爾蘭社論/ Wild Rooster & Malbekh (05期)
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[真實] 兩則外電：分級更新抱怨和e愛爾蘭社論/ Wild Rooster & Malbekh
[Truth] Two foreign news: complaint of division upgrade & analysis of eIreland
注意：本報英文翻譯乃本人破爛翻譯，英語系國家人民請見諒。
Attention: The newspaper's translation is from my broken translate, people who use English please forgive me. XD
以下翻譯幾則無關國際消息的有趣外電：
[Admin, your DIVISION UPGRADE killed me!] from eIran Wild Rooster
【管理員！你的分級更新害死我了！】from eIran Wild Rooster
帶點和我差不多怨念的文章原文(但我不在意BH文)：http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admin-your-division-upgrade-killed-me--2072130/1/20
This is an original text with the same resentment with me (But I don't care the BH): http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admin-your-division-upgrade-killed-me--2072130/1/20
I really don't understand why admins divided war actions by xp not by str or military rank!
I always fight so much and my eat food timer never stop and it make me 31 xp but cause i have not strong economy , my str is low!
with this idiot idea of admins i should fight in div 3 but i can't get Bh cause of my low STR.
I just hope to fight lesser to delay going in Tank divisions! it's just i can do...
admin ...your division upgrade killed me!
please edit your upgrade!!!
我真的不了解為什麼是為什麼管理員是靠經驗而不是不靠力量或軍階來分(戰場階級)！
因為我的沒有強大的經濟能力、力量很低，所以我總是要消耗很多擊發數並且等待吃包的計時器從未停止、還讓我得到31經驗！(編按：make me 31 xp的意思我想是原作者抱怨自己成長很慢還得到這麼多經驗、讓他得往更高的階級靠近)
因為管理員的白癡政策讓我得在D3區苦戰而且我也因為力量過低而無法搶BH章。
我只希望能夠用坦克在我這區打出更少的擊發數！這是我所能做的……
管理員，你的分級更新害死我了！
拜託修改一下你的更新吧！
[Ireland is Boring] from e Ireland Malbekh
【e愛爾蘭很枯燥】from e Ireland Malbekh
原文：http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ireland-is-boring-2071810/1/20
Original article: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ireland-is-boring-2071810/1/20
Yes, well the title is just to get your attention isn't it? But of course, you tuned in just to see exactly what the article was about, to disagree or agree and maybe have a rant.
But you have to agree, Ireland is a pretty dull place at the moment, boxed in as we are by a perfectly understandable peace treaty, a couple of MPP's and the only obvious route of fun having been unsuccessfully tried a month ago,
是的，這篇文章標題是否引起了你的注意了呢？當然，你只是為了看看這篇文章再說什麼而點進來，你可能同意也可能不同意這篇文章，當然(這篇文章)也可能有誇大其詞的部分。
但是，你必須同意：e愛爾蘭現在是一個相當沉悶的地方，我們被一個完美且可理解的和平條約所制約：一個月前，兩個MPP案和一個明顯地有趣路線的嘗試已經失敗了。
So, we can do two things. We can sit around and wait for things to happen which effectively means we are no longer in control of our affairs. Or. We can do what we're good at, go out and have some fun somewhere, preferably at the expense of some boring and very dull nation.*
But wait. Before you can say 'jump-on-the-band-wagon', we'll be getting our asses handed to us again by some non-entity. So we have to prepare first. This is actually what this article is about. Really. The recent game modifications in the military module are not just the splitting of battlefields by divisions, it also includes the game-changer we now know as rockets.
These game changes are as usual, more beneficial for the larger countries than the smaller ones, owing mostly to having larger resources. But it can also be used by smaller countries that are better organised.
Ireland is not particularly well organised. Oh, we have a support system that may be the envy of other countries, but we have a big problem in that for a country of our size (234 in the last congress elections, so say ~250) we have too many military units.
所以我們可以做兩件事情。我們可以坐著著事情的發生，這意味著我們將失去我國事務的控制權。或者，我們可以做我們不擅長的(事情)──出走尋樂子，最好是道一些無聊且非常沉悶的國家。*(文末註記)
「變化」在這些遊戲當中是很平常的。因為大量資源的緣故，大國比小國更加有利。但小國家如果好好組織(經營)的話也可以利用(到那些資源)。(編按：這是不是批踢歐的意思囧)
(編按：本段我不確定意思)e愛爾蘭不是個特別好的組織。噢，我們有一個讓其他國家羨慕的支援體系，但我們在國家規模上有個大問題！(上次議員選舉總投票數234票，所以概略地說250票吧)我們擁有太多的軍團了！(編按：個人認為在這裡「軍團」或許可以翻譯地嚴重點：軍閥。)
Yep, that's right. We don't have room for 5+ MU's each claiming to fight for Ireland but actually following their own personal mantras and legacy politics.
My suggestion is simple. Bootcamp is perceived to be neutral and an honest broker. BC should be kept but given exclusivity to all new recruits. Recruits that join other MU's should be politely told to join BC. Now they can stay if they want to, but it should be made clear that BC will provide up to 1000 wellness of food to all recruits that fight.
Bootcamp should take responsibility for Divisions 1 & 2, and will coordinate with the the other MU's in the DO's that suit our nation's interests.
I don't think anyone would have a problem with that.
是的，沒錯。我們沒有那個空間給那些事實上只為了他們的個人命令和傳統政治卻聲稱為了e愛爾蘭而戰的(五個以上)的軍團。(編按：前面是直譯，意思應該是我們沒有必要聽那些擁有冠冕堂皇藉口的軍團命令。)
我的建議很簡單。新兵訓練營(簡稱BC)被認為是中立和誠實的。新兵訓練營必須被維持，但是必須考慮新成員的排他性。加入其他軍團的新兵禮貌上應告知新兵訓練營。現在如果他們想要，他們可以繼續待著，但必須明確(編按：不能跳來跳去的意思，應該是要表示忠誠)，新兵訓練營將提供所有新兵1000食物來進行戰鬥。
新兵訓練營會負責D1和D2的火力，同時也會在符合國家利益的前提下，與其他軍團合作發布軍令。(編按：更新：經指證為Daily orders)
我不認為會有任何人對這件事情有疑問。
What people may have a problem is my next suggestion. We should either create two new MU's or else keep two of the top four and cull the remaining two. One will comprise of Division 3 fighters, and the other, Division 4. Now this could be the ICA, the IA, Libertad or Labour's Army. It doesn't really matter. What counts is that each MU is tailor-made to extract the maximum advantage that the military module allows.
Controversial? Sure? Workable? Unlikely. But let's face it, the current MU's are not offering anything exciting or particularly organised. I've just gone through all the MU chat feeds, and it's pretty dull people (yes, I know you have uber fun on IRC but it is indicative of how bored we all are).
我的下個建議是：什麼樣的人會有問題呢？我們既不是要建立兩個新的軍團也不是要維持其中兩個前四名(的軍團)不被消滅。其一，由D3區戰士們組成，另一個，由D4區(的戰士們)組成。這可能為ICA、IA、Libertad或Labour的軍隊。──這不重要。重要的是從每個軍事部隊當中取出其在軍事模組的最大優勢。(編按：意即A軍團在D1區火力很強、B軍團則在D3區擁有最大的火力等等，而原作者的目的在於擷取各軍團的長處來發揮。)
這有爭議嗎？確定嗎？是否可行？──不可能的。但讓我們面對它！(因為)目前軍團們並沒有提出任何可激勵人心的或者有組織的(方案)。我只是一個剛剛經歷過所有軍團的無聊人士(編按：請求chat feeds的中文翻譯怎麼翻比較好)。(是的，我知道你們都很樂於上IRC，但這是一個我們多無趣的指標)
But wait! There's more. I am also suggesting we set up an elite unit. A rocket brigade. Obviously, to join you need to have that fully-charged article. But these guys will be the ones that make or break battlegrounds. Makes sense to keep them all together. It also would appeal to all the egos out there to be seen as they very gods they emulate to be.
So what we have is a very efficient military force, without political baggage, with the one unwavering intention to unleash hell and chaos. Oh. Having a lot of fun while we do it.
但、等等！這裡還有更多！我同時也支持我們成立一個菁英部隊。一個火箭部隊！顯然地，你需要更強而有力的文章來招生。 (編按：這句話的意思我不是很明瞭，如有錯誤煩請指正。)那些傢伙將製造或者破壞戰場。讓那些人在一起是很有意義的。並且也可以吸引那些自我主義者，因為他們(火箭隊)很神、讓他們想要模仿。
因此，當我們這麼做時，我們將有一個沒有政治包袱且可以堅定地釋放「地獄」和「毀滅」的高效軍力。(編按：前述為直譯。或許可以這麼說：當他們成立菁英部隊時，他們所踏之處皆為地獄。)
Now. Ha! Ha! I don't think there's any chance that this could happen. I don't think there's any chance that all the egos around would actually work and cooperate with each other for the benefit, glory and fun or our little ecountry.
But this article might. Just might. Get you lazy bored feckers thinking!
現在。哈哈。我不認為有任何機會讓這件提議成形。我不認為那些自我主義者會有機會為了利益、為了榮耀、為了樂趣或者為了我們的e國家而合作。
但是這篇文章可能──只是可能──讓你無恥的惰性進行思考！
*I have not mentioned Canada or Sweden in this article
*我並沒在這篇文章中指e加拿大或e瑞士唷！
[Truth] Two foreign news: complaint of division upgrade & analysis of eIreland
注意：本報英文翻譯乃本人破爛翻譯，英語系國家人民請見諒。
Attention: The newspaper's translation is from my broken translate, people who use English please forgive me. XD
以下翻譯幾則無關國際消息的有趣外電：
[Admin, your DIVISION UPGRADE killed me!] from eIran Wild Rooster
【管理員！你的分級更新害死我了！】from eIran Wild Rooster
帶點和我差不多怨念的文章原文(但我不在意BH文)：http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admin-your-division-upgrade-killed-me--2072130/1/20
This is an original text with the same resentment with me (But I don't care the BH): http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admin-your-division-upgrade-killed-me--2072130/1/20
I really don't understand why admins divided war actions by xp not by str or military rank!
I always fight so much and my eat food timer never stop and it make me 31 xp but cause i have not strong economy , my str is low!
with this idiot idea of admins i should fight in div 3 but i can't get Bh cause of my low STR.
I just hope to fight lesser to delay going in Tank divisions! it's just i can do...
admin ...your division upgrade killed me!
please edit your upgrade!!!
我真的不了解為什麼是為什麼管理員是靠經驗而不是不靠力量或軍階來分(戰場階級)！
因為我的沒有強大的經濟能力、力量很低，所以我總是要消耗很多擊發數並且等待吃包的計時器從未停止、還讓我得到31經驗！(編按：make me 31 xp的意思我想是原作者抱怨自己成長很慢還得到這麼多經驗、讓他得往更高的階級靠近)
因為管理員的白癡政策讓我得在D3區苦戰而且我也因為力量過低而無法搶BH章。
我只希望能夠用坦克在我這區打出更少的擊發數！這是我所能做的……
管理員，你的分級更新害死我了！
拜託修改一下你的更新吧！
[Ireland is Boring] from e Ireland Malbekh
【e愛爾蘭很枯燥】from e Ireland Malbekh
原文：http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ireland-is-boring-2071810/1/20
Original article: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ireland-is-boring-2071810/1/20
Yes, well the title is just to get your attention isn't it? But of course, you tuned in just to see exactly what the article was about, to disagree or agree and maybe have a rant.
But you have to agree, Ireland is a pretty dull place at the moment, boxed in as we are by a perfectly understandable peace treaty, a couple of MPP's and the only obvious route of fun having been unsuccessfully tried a month ago,
是的，這篇文章標題是否引起了你的注意了呢？當然，你只是為了看看這篇文章再說什麼而點進來，你可能同意也可能不同意這篇文章，當然(這篇文章)也可能有誇大其詞的部分。
但是，你必須同意：e愛爾蘭現在是一個相當沉悶的地方，我們被一個完美且可理解的和平條約所制約：一個月前，兩個MPP案和一個明顯地有趣路線的嘗試已經失敗了。
So, we can do two things. We can sit around and wait for things to happen which effectively means we are no longer in control of our affairs. Or. We can do what we're good at, go out and have some fun somewhere, preferably at the expense of some boring and very dull nation.*
But wait. Before you can say 'jump-on-the-band-wagon', we'll be getting our asses handed to us again by some non-entity. So we have to prepare first. This is actually what this article is about. Really. The recent game modifications in the military module are not just the splitting of battlefields by divisions, it also includes the game-changer we now know as rockets.
These game changes are as usual, more beneficial for the larger countries than the smaller ones, owing mostly to having larger resources. But it can also be used by smaller countries that are better organised.
Ireland is not particularly well organised. Oh, we have a support system that may be the envy of other countries, but we have a big problem in that for a country of our size (234 in the last congress elections, so say ~250) we have too many military units.
所以我們可以做兩件事情。我們可以坐著著事情的發生，這意味著我們將失去我國事務的控制權。或者，我們可以做我們不擅長的(事情)──出走尋樂子，最好是道一些無聊且非常沉悶的國家。*(文末註記)
「變化」在這些遊戲當中是很平常的。因為大量資源的緣故，大國比小國更加有利。但小國家如果好好組織(經營)的話也可以利用(到那些資源)。(編按：這是不是批踢歐的意思囧)
(編按：本段我不確定意思)e愛爾蘭不是個特別好的組織。噢，我們有一個讓其他國家羨慕的支援體系，但我們在國家規模上有個大問題！(上次議員選舉總投票數234票，所以概略地說250票吧)我們擁有太多的軍團了！(編按：個人認為在這裡「軍團」或許可以翻譯地嚴重點：軍閥。)
Yep, that's right. We don't have room for 5+ MU's each claiming to fight for Ireland but actually following their own personal mantras and legacy politics.
My suggestion is simple. Bootcamp is perceived to be neutral and an honest broker. BC should be kept but given exclusivity to all new recruits. Recruits that join other MU's should be politely told to join BC. Now they can stay if they want to, but it should be made clear that BC will provide up to 1000 wellness of food to all recruits that fight.
Bootcamp should take responsibility for Divisions 1 & 2, and will coordinate with the the other MU's in the DO's that suit our nation's interests.
I don't think anyone would have a problem with that.
是的，沒錯。我們沒有那個空間給那些事實上只為了他們的個人命令和傳統政治卻聲稱為了e愛爾蘭而戰的(五個以上)的軍團。(編按：前面是直譯，意思應該是我們沒有必要聽那些擁有冠冕堂皇藉口的軍團命令。)
我的建議很簡單。新兵訓練營(簡稱BC)被認為是中立和誠實的。新兵訓練營必須被維持，但是必須考慮新成員的排他性。加入其他軍團的新兵禮貌上應告知新兵訓練營。現在如果他們想要，他們可以繼續待著，但必須明確(編按：不能跳來跳去的意思，應該是要表示忠誠)，新兵訓練營將提供所有新兵1000食物來進行戰鬥。
新兵訓練營會負責D1和D2的火力，同時也會在符合國家利益的前提下，與其他軍團合作發布軍令。(編按：更新：經指證為Daily orders)
我不認為會有任何人對這件事情有疑問。
What people may have a problem is my next suggestion. We should either create two new MU's or else keep two of the top four and cull the remaining two. One will comprise of Division 3 fighters, and the other, Division 4. Now this could be the ICA, the IA, Libertad or Labour's Army. It doesn't really matter. What counts is that each MU is tailor-made to extract the maximum advantage that the military module allows.
Controversial? Sure? Workable? Unlikely. But let's face it, the current MU's are not offering anything exciting or particularly organised. I've just gone through all the MU chat feeds, and it's pretty dull people (yes, I know you have uber fun on IRC but it is indicative of how bored we all are).
我的下個建議是：什麼樣的人會有問題呢？我們既不是要建立兩個新的軍團也不是要維持其中兩個前四名(的軍團)不被消滅。其一，由D3區戰士們組成，另一個，由D4區(的戰士們)組成。這可能為ICA、IA、Libertad或Labour的軍隊。──這不重要。重要的是從每個軍事部隊當中取出其在軍事模組的最大優勢。(編按：意即A軍團在D1區火力很強、B軍團則在D3區擁有最大的火力等等，而原作者的目的在於擷取各軍團的長處來發揮。)
這有爭議嗎？確定嗎？是否可行？──不可能的。但讓我們面對它！(因為)目前軍團們並沒有提出任何可激勵人心的或者有組織的(方案)。我只是一個剛剛經歷過所有軍團的無聊人士(編按：請求chat feeds的中文翻譯怎麼翻比較好)。(是的，我知道你們都很樂於上IRC，但這是一個我們多無趣的指標)
But wait! There's more. I am also suggesting we set up an elite unit. A rocket brigade. Obviously, to join you need to have that fully-charged article. But these guys will be the ones that make or break battlegrounds. Makes sense to keep them all together. It also would appeal to all the egos out there to be seen as they very gods they emulate to be.
So what we have is a very efficient military force, without political baggage, with the one unwavering intention to unleash hell and chaos. Oh. Having a lot of fun while we do it.
但、等等！這裡還有更多！我同時也支持我們成立一個菁英部隊。一個火箭部隊！顯然地，你需要更強而有力的文章來招生。 (編按：這句話的意思我不是很明瞭，如有錯誤煩請指正。)那些傢伙將製造或者破壞戰場。讓那些人在一起是很有意義的。並且也可以吸引那些自我主義者，因為他們(火箭隊)很神、讓他們想要模仿。
因此，當我們這麼做時，我們將有一個沒有政治包袱且可以堅定地釋放「地獄」和「毀滅」的高效軍力。(編按：前述為直譯。或許可以這麼說：當他們成立菁英部隊時，他們所踏之處皆為地獄。)
Now. Ha! Ha! I don't think there's any chance that this could happen. I don't think there's any chance that all the egos around would actually work and cooperate with each other for the benefit, glory and fun or our little ecountry.
But this article might. Just might. Get you lazy bored feckers thinking!
現在。哈哈。我不認為有任何機會讓這件提議成形。我不認為那些自我主義者會有機會為了利益、為了榮耀、為了樂趣或者為了我們的e國家而合作。
但是這篇文章可能──只是可能──讓你無恥的惰性進行思考！
*I have not mentioned Canada or Sweden in this article
*我並沒在這篇文章中指e加拿大或e瑞士唷！
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真的...為什麼不是靠力量或軍階來分呢Q_Q
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