[DMV4CP] I'm Standing at Full Attention for YOU again, Canada!

Day 2,623, 12:41 Published in Canada Canada by DMV3


My Fellow Canadians, I stand before you today not as your Penis Potato, but as a Candidate for President. Our situation today is much as it was the last time I ran for President, we're wiped, we're broke, and we're on the verge of death by boredom. It is time for a change.

I am offering the change Canada needs at this time. I am under no illusions that I'm the most popular candidate for President, but I'm the President Canada needs at this time. I'm not the candidate you elect when everything is going well, I am the candidate you elect when everything has gone to sh** and you need someone who will do whatever is necessary to win.

We have a history in this country of electing the candidate we like best and as a result every few months we end up wiped. I'm asking Canada to do something different this month, I am asking you to vote for the candidate who will work tirelessly and do whatever is deemed necessary to end this occupation whether it is popular or not. I'm ready to lead Canada out of the situation we find ourselves in, but only if Canada is ready to follow the course I plan on setting for us.

New Programs and Government Efficiency



We have a severe disconnect in eCanada between the government and those they govern. We typically favor small government with a lot of the same people in charge each month. This is not efficient during an occupation, while wiped the government must do its best to include as many people as possible and communicate with the people. It is for these reasons I will be introducing some new ministries, positions, and bring back positions I have had as CP in the past.

Propaganda and Information



I am going to be bringing back the Ministry of Propaganda and my goal is to have government media published a couple times a week to keep the people informed. On top of that I will be introducing the Office of Chief Critic. The Chief Critic will have full access to all government programs and communication and will have full authority to publish anything he believes the government is doing that is inappropriate or not in the best interest of the people of Canada.

The Chief Critic's job will be to hold me accountable to the people of Canada. I have picked a man for the job who has no love for me, and who I believe will have no problem informing the people of Canada of any problems with my administration. I will be introducing him to Canada along with the rest of cabinet in a future article.

Ministry of War and the Ministry of State Affairs



"Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Winning a war requires a large degree of planning and flexibility. With that in mind I am introducing the Ministry of War. The Ministry of War will be in addition to the Ministry of Defense. The Ministry of War will focus solely on planning, strategy, and daily Military priorities, while the Ministry of Defense will focus on coordination and maintaining battle orders as set by the Ministry of War.

In addition to these changes I will be convening the War Council that will include all members of the Ministries of Defense, War, and Foreign Affairs along with a few select advisors. The War Council will be charged with actually running our wars on the ground. I will be selecting members based on availability, skill, and their willingness to follow our plans to rid Canada of the occupation. The War Council will be comprised of roughly fifteen members from various military units and time zones to ensure we have the ability to properly wage war even while our population sleeps.

The Ministry of State Affairs will be our clandestine services and will be comprised of people I believe can do what Canada needs to do to win this war in any way possible. The membership of the Ministry will be only known to me and the members of the Ministry. Their missions and objectives will also only be known to members of the Ministry and myself to ensure that our objectives are not compromised.



I'm ready to do what is necessary to make the next month successful, and if Canada is willing we shall begin a new era in eCanada. I once brought success on the battlefield to the people of Canada. I know what is needed to fight a stronger opponent and with Dio willing we will do all that is necessary to end this occupation. I once again ask for your support for President, not because you like me, but because at this time I am the right man for the task at hand.