[DL] Disgraced Englishman! ESO Scandal!

Day 1,347, 18:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Sweet Drinker
This article is Published on behalf of Seanan

Oh hai thar,

This article is an Irish Republic Army™ production. Dedicated to the South African and Belgium government for their swift handling of the scandalous ESO member. Credit to Seanan, Irish_Rebel_Reborn and Chew-Chew-Shoe for their wonderful performance. And lastly, uttermost thanks to Jago Phoenix for his delicious tears.


Lets begin our story; On day 1347 Jao Phoenix entered #Ireland under the supa sneakie disguise of the South African CP, Crumoet, wishing to speak with the Irish Taoiseach about a possible alliance of super heros. As the only official Minister online, Seanan greeted his friend Crumoet whom he met the day before, to which Jagoet replied "Nice to meet you Seanan". Hence giving revealing his identity to be false, and set his demise into motion by the prevailing forces of Trolololo. (plus Ex Banned'it told me his was a fake)



Anyway, opposed to the usual "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" approach when a fake offical is discovered. Seanan remained calm and engaged in polite talks with Agent Phoenix about the two countries. Having now been fully informed that this ESO SCUM was infact not the SA CP (his IP being British Sky😎 and no MPP proposal was being requested, Seanan told the exact opposite to our pretender. The real Crumoet then ghost killed Jagofett.

We now enter a break in the play for refreshments, and Bad-ass-ness.

Operation: Come at me bro - currently in affect

Continue😛 This clever misinformation meant when Jagolypenis returned to IRC under a different nickname and asked Seanan about the "to-be" proposal between eIreland and eSouth Africa, the prey had been located. 😎 THEN LOTS OF BORING MINDLESS CHAT HAPPEN - until JG-PHX asked Seanan to get him unbanned from #eBrussels and #eSouth_Africa to which Seanan replied "nou... okay maybe"

The following is live footage of the event, (and his nick currently is KingMittekemuis - can prove its Mr.Jago in a second):




Yes, thats right, Glove did send me stuff. Click the picture.

He was p upset: http://mibpaste.com/OLCSo3
Padraig had something to say: http://mibpaste.com/PFOLjd
Chewie too: http://mibpaste.com/HfNtyn

Of course, Seanan had convinced Phoenix Tears that the Admins were going to ban him for pretending to be the SA CP. lolwut. After we soaked up the tears, we set the record straight... we told him the truth and sent his money back. Just because we got style

He sent the money back, pleading that we did not tell anyone of this.
Der silly bugger

Signed,
Seanan
Thanks to "insert name" for publishing my article