[Derp4CP] Managing Greatness

Day 3,146, 04:45 Published in USA USA by Derphoof


Any good president knows to surround himself with capable people to execute the agenda he or she sets forth for the month. Although a president can try to force his will without consultation, that usually isn’t the best idea. Having a quality group of people to bounce ideas off of, collect feedback, and get advice from is a key to a well run administration. As such, I’ve decided to surround myself with the best of the best. In order to achieve greatness, we must have the greatest people on board with the plan.


Needing a High Priest (Aka: Vice Prez), I’ve asked Rainy Sunday to take up the position first-in-line to the presidency. Everyone knows Rainy. She’s been in government positions of all kinds since before I was ever truly active in this game, and she’s as Dioist as they come. The one thing she hasn’t done is actually assumed the office of president. However, I know that if I were to need to resign from my position, she would be more than capable of running an organized and steady ship for as long as is needed. Just as well, I trust her advice on all matters in the game, and I value the supportive and friendly nature that she brings to the game.



This is my group of closest advisors, who are some of the most experienced players we have in the game. I feel more than comfortable having each one on board with the administration according to their own merits. They each bring something different to the table, and they can only make me, my decision making, and the administration better as a whole.

Aramec is one of a kind. He’s smart, witty, organized, creative, and incredibly fun to have around. Sometimes he may be too fun, even a “Chaotic Good” at times. After all, it was him who pushed the Broforce MU to try to install Rainy as dictator last year in an opportune moment of lulz (☭☭☭BROFORCE 5EVER☭☭☭). However, Aramec has spent time in the CP chair and brings the experience of that endeavor as well as his fun and friendly attitude to the administration. Plus, have you read his daily Press Briefings? You should. They’re beautiful.

Paul Proteus is another confidant that I’ve had for several years. The only other remaining founding member of the Broforce Cabal MU (#NoRulesNoPlan), I’ve been close to him since my Fed days in 2013, when I first came to America. We’ve been pals through thick and thin, and we’ve always appreciated each other’s advice on all things eRep. I served as his Secretary of State in the aftermath of the TWO invasion in 2013, as we attempted to regain regions and security. He brings years of experience to the table, and he is one of the best writers that the community still has.

Gnilraps has been around the block, and then some, and is certainly no stranger to controversy. He is unafraid to give voice to new, controversial, or unnoticed ideas. He is not afraid of doing what he believes is right, regardless of what the larger community may think. Furthermore, he operates the Easy Company MU and has led it to spectacular growth and success, as the most powerful Military Unit in our country. He has valuable PMU experience, as well as general military experience that will be most helpful when it comes time to Manifest Destiny.

Wild Owl, is simply Wild Owl. He is basically the architect behind most of our foreign affairs. I’ve taken him off of the SoS position because I believe it is good to give positions to up-and-coming fresh blood, to nurture talent and give people an opportunity. While Resoula may be the chief diplomat, Wild Owl has all of the contacts and experience to make him the most valuable foreign policy mind available to me. I can throw him at any task, and he’ll get it done. He’ll continue to work with Pacifica as he has, and do whatever needs to be done. I’ve worked in his administrations before and have found him to be a pleasure to work with.

Israel Stevens is a force of nature. He’s extremely knowledgable in every capacity, and has some of the most experience in the game. He brings an attitude of hard work that is seldom seen in anyone else. He doesn’t just work hard on his own work, but inspires others to match him. Most importantly, he won’t mince words with you. He’ll tell it how it is, and confront you about everything that he thinks is going wrong. He’s not afraid to call you out on your faults. It can be easy to surround yourself with “Yes Men” who will make you feel comfortable and reassured. I know Israel will keep me grounded and provide the necessary advice to keep the administration on the right track.


Chief of Staff

Melissa Rose is someone who I’ve always enjoyed being around. Whether it’s eNPR chat rooms, IRC, or on the forums, it’s always fun to chat with MR. However, she isn’t just a friendly face. She’s extremely productive and the ideal candidate for the CoS position. CoS is all about keeping everyone on task, even myself. In a crowded PDB, when we can get easily side-tracked, I know MR can reign it in and keep everyone together. She’ll hold people accountable as we strive for greatness. Just like myself, I know she’ll settle for nothing less. She’s top notch, and I know she’ll bring out the best in everyone else.




With this team in place, I know we’ll have the proper crew to consider our options, analyze every angle, have fun, make the right decisions, and manage the cabinet in order to achieve greatness. I will only surround myself with the best in order to achieve as much as we can.

In shooting for greatness, I can’t settle for anything less. Our country deserves it.