[Derp4CP] Make America Derpy Again

Day 3,111, 17:28 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

Mood music if you click the pic.

Dearest Americans, I come to you today, bearing news of great joy!

I am running for President for the month of June!

So who am I? What have I done? Just about everything you can do.

Tremble and Quake at the mighty works of Derpy:
Vice President
Chief of Staff
5x Secretary of State
Secretary of Media
3x Speaker of the House
25x eUS Congressman
Deputy NSC
Deputy Defense
Deputy State
5x eNPR Host
Chief National Propagandist
Executive Advisor
USWP PP
Fed Media Chairman
Fed Radio Host
Founding Member of SHIELD
CoT Media Director
Broforce MU Eternal Leader
Dioist Governor of Colonial American Spain



Over the course of the years and in the capacity of these positions, as well as my general playing of the game, I’ve played the game my way. I’ve taken on the avatar of an animated horse, spewed hatred at our foreign enemies hordes, worked to build greater relationships between allies, and worked to sew unity, understanding, and respectability at home.

During the past months, primarily since my time as Vice President under NaZ, I’ve had to take a backseat to all affairs, as my priority was finishing my college degree. Luckily, I succeeded with flying colors and now have a Bachelor’s Degree in Poverty Music. During that time, I’ve sat in the background, watching the goings on of the government from a distance, sitting in Congress, reading, voting, and generally being relaxed.

However, now I’m ready to get back in wholeheartedly.

As an older player, I have see how tempting it is for many older players to sit back and wax poetic about days gone by, longing for the servers to cut off, and arguing amongst themselves, maintaining old grudges.

Yet, now is not the time for such old grudges and legacy maintenance. This is a changing game. With the onset of this year’s resource wars and new economic/company mechanics, our economic stability has been challenged. Just as challenging to our long-term stability is the ongoing fluidity of foreign affairs.

Now is the time for new things. We must cultivate new talent, and build a better future for ourselves. We need to spend less time tearing each other down, as well as our ideas, and working together to build a better community and a better future. We must create better understanding and a sense of respectability between players, parties, MU’s, political types and non-political types.

I aim to be a builder.

I’m asking you to pick up a hammer, and help build the future with me.

#MakeAmericaDerpyAgain