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Chaz&Wayne4CP

Chaz&Wayne4CP

could'av partnered with someone called dave
C&W4CP anyway

We are the council estate version...

I happened upon both gentlemen today.

I was descending the North face of Everest, I slipped on a discarded kitkat wrapper that one can only assume the current government had left there, and I twisted my ankle. Chaz and Wayne, who had happened to be passing by while on the way to end unhappiness, rescued me and nursed me back to health.

I'm just a regular guy, and I'm voting Chaz & Wayne.

YES

Voted, Best of Wayne and Chaz in the election \o/

I'm looking forward to the dead serious manifesto and I'll read it for sure and maybe even vote for it...

You should have run Horice. I'd vote for Horice.

We don't want your vote anyway Dan...

🙁

🙁

You Big Danny, s’up?

Cleverly hidden in this wall of text is a cryptic reference to us not having the backing of any parties, nor are we party presidents so can’t chose who to back. If Horice wants to run then he’d have to consult with Horice over the matter and, crikey, I’d fully back him (in secret so as not to hurt his chances).

Also by stating that you’d vote for someone who hasn’t released anything and insinuating that you would not vote for me before I’ve even released a manifesto; I think it’s fair to surmise you are someone who pays no heed to what people say and are likely to either blindly vote or just vote for who you like.

We are looking for people who are more open minded and genuinely care little for party politics; for those who can leave their baggage at the door will be the ones to strengthen the nation. Therefore you are not someone we are directly appealing to nor would you help cleanse the pool.

I do appreciate the feedback however.

Yours Sincerely,
CptChazbeard

yeah.. What Chaz said!

Why couldn't you have done this last month ... instead of wrecking the UKPP?!?

Having said that, if there's no other non- or anti-TUP candidate, I may find my "X" going your way

you should vote for Chaz&Wayne regardless Neil...

Chaz&Wayne4CP

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Wayne&Chaz4CP!

Chaz&Wayne4CP!

Good luck you pair of degenerate meatheads, one thing is for sure it'll be a fun campaign \o/

Who you callin a meathead, Cannock boy?

Durr Hue isn't a Canadian. meethed!

one snag to your campaign .. you haven't actually put either of you up as candidate for CP

Read the article closely Neil 😉

thought that implied Top 5 party backing

We're on a mission from God

Blues Brothers right there 😁^

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Hello? Ah, Mr Chaz & Mr Wayne, I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead
from the party to propose you the as the Spamican candidates. Naturally, we
will want to ensure that you don't sully the good name of 'The Real Spamicans'
with any underhand shenanigans during you campaign. Naturally, of course we
will want some form of insurance of this. Yes, as security the deeds of your house,
of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your Goku's parents' house,
and of his grannie's bungalow, and we will in addition need a controlling interest in
all your companies, unrestricted access to your private accounts, the deposit in our
vaults of your three testicles as hostages and a full legal indemnity against any acts
of a sexual nature carried out against the aforementioned testicles by any members
of our party during the normal course of their duties, while they are in our care... no,
I'm afraid we couldn't accept Goku instead of your testicles. Good Luck, and I'll be
round with my pruning shears in the morning, quick snip and the deal's sealed!

Horice (:

But... Underhanded shenanigans are our trademark. You will effectively be tying one's hand behind one's back during the campaign trail. Not only that but can you really stomach putting Chaz through the ordeal of losing yet another testicle? Surely the piercing screams of last time are still ringing in your ears and the sad puppy dog eyes in the days after still burnt into your retinas... I urge you to reconsider your offer.

Yours sincerely

Wayne.

In that case I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go.
I'm very sorry but the present rationalization of this campaign
makes it inevitable that we hive one of you off. Now you may
think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that
our management consultants, Goku, Goku, Goku & Dan esc,
actually queried the necessity for us to propose you at all.
And so the decision has to be made which one of you is to go.
Chaz... how many years have you been with us? Wayne? I see.
Well, it's a difficult decision. But in accordance with our traditional principles of free speech and healthy competition I'm going to ask
the two of you to fight to the death for it!

Horice q:

Can we use weapons?

Weapons? Ho, ho, ho. Getting all high and mighty, eh?
Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Horice ):

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Fruit is fine by me...

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meh...

Yeah I dunno if I can go along with the no underhand shenanigans thing. I've got 30 buyers lined up for some crocodile shoes and I dunno if I can let them down :/

Can't wait to get my hands on those private accounts.

Also the testicles.