[CP] What was the Tyrant formely known as Rylde up to?
Rylde
I was enjoying my Halloween weekend with the girlfriend and I ended up having family coming to town to meet her cause I think I may have found the one. Erepublik totally took a back seat while real life had to move forward and with me as President we moved backwards as a country losing some ground to the UK. I apologize but it happens.
Yes I was a gay kitten. Lets move past that as a country together.
I was supposed to be a chubby Raiden but the costume did not come in on time. So I let the GF dress me up and she wanted that.
From the looks of things I may have won presidency for an 8th time. Possibly deadlocked in a tie of total CP medals with Jacobi himself. He accomplished in 3 years what a prick takes to accomplish in 5.
Take it to heart by knowing I prolly had more fun doing it than he did. So be an a55hat whenever possible. We bendover backwards to be nice in RL if your normal so why not be something your not in game. I like to be a bit of a prick in game. CPF is starting to catch on I think as they endorsed a semi prick. Still why buy no name when you have KD.
Again yeah this is why were losing.
Elections
I'd like to congratulate my CP running mates for very well run campaigns. I'd say more about it if I had actually read there campaigns. I'm sure there was some good issues to be discussed. I probably missed good moments like DMV throwing everyone in his way under the bus while Chance trying to be a balance between peace and war. Just a guess.
In the end I threw them both a curve ball neither would have expected and had no defence against.
Say nothing, do nothing.
There campaigns had nothing to feed off of and flickered atleast so it seems. 30% of the country is in my back pocket even after a crazy regretful name change and current inactivity.
There was some method to my madness though as I didn't want to spend anymore country cash so the next CP wouldn't be inheriting a empty coffer. Looks like I did myself a favour.
Old pic is old. Who's old enough to remember?
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Counter Measure Cabinet
In the crazy off chance I won by doing nothing I actually had a good team in place that no one knew about.
Vice President
Minister of Defence
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Minister of Re-Education
Deputy MoD and Deputy MoFa
Advisor
Minister of Finance
That's my team. Shouldn't be hard to figure them out. The Minsiters not the deputy can feel free to add one more to the team if they feel it nessary.
Well even if it ends up I didn't win was still an article that was decent and second place is the first loser or so No Fear says anyways. I won't be deleting this.
The country can be less worried now that there CP was away for a week doin life after giving it his all for 2 weeks of the term as the first week was war machine build up and was guaranteed to be slow.
I must also ask is it to soon for War machine 3#
Maybe war Machine #3 should just be kicking UK and Germany's butt. (lol butt how sad being comment banned for 4 days straight and another few after that will do that to a guy)
I live in fear of bad laungage now. It hides behind every drunk.
I wonder if I woulda wrote this 2 days ago if it woulda been a blow out.
Meh.
Guess we'll never know Moose are Moose and DMV is DMV.
I need neither.
Next time CPF atleast give your candidate a blindfold and a cigarette. The man with the blindfold follows the man with the cigarette. When the man with the cigarette loses the man with the blindfold picks up the cigarette and runs for president.
MDP for Life or until Plato goes broke.
Comments
Ministry of Re-Neducation reporting for duty. o7
It wouldn't be a Rylde presidency without you. Can you keep up the funny though?
I smoked a lot of weed back in V1, but even so if somebody had told me then Rylde was going to be one of our longest tenured CPs there's no way I would have believed it.
Congrats on yet another victory, it's clearly well deserved. More importantly though, congrats on the ladyfriend. Quite the catch.
Ever watch Rudy?
TL😉R
Too busy eating KFC after a 12 hour day only saw the pics of the new gf...... hubba hubba
I did 14 hrs today and drank a six pack of rickards red while writing this. You will go back and read it.
he read it
you've gained weight
first instincts come first. Your a dic*
you're* 😃
RL trumps game, always. Be careful Rylde, you post too many of those pictures and nobody will believe your an a** anymore, no matter how drunk you get. 🙂
You spent way to much time in India. Everyone already knows I'm a softie.
If there's one constant in the eWorld there's always enough booze for me to start a war.
Needs more pink scarf.
Those internet pics have sailed and burned I would hope.
I meant for your gay kitten costume.
Searching for something to say...
wb maybe?
"Again yeah this is why were losing."
lol, kind of thought that's what was going on.
Drunk + angry Rylde = winning wars = A stroll through the UK like a trip to Disneyland
Happy Rylde = losing wars = The damn English walking through my bathroom!
Good on you though. She's a cutie.
Rylde's a softie
How did you manage to keep her around?
see klops comment
w/e
still not as good as my old broad
http://youtu.be/5QfkrKwiMLE?t=2m44s
Jacobi sucks!
You really need to work on your levelling up...
Like come on man.
Their*
Because grammar wins CP elections.
No, it's just simple and that's says something...
Whatever makes you feel like a better person man.
that says something* 😃
Fast typer is fast. 😛
typist* 😃
Chance, he's a simpleton and a buffoon and he's exactly what ecanada deserves. Don't question the fool.
MDP for Life or until Plato goes broke.
Rylde is Asian, this changes everything.
He's not Asian, but you're racist.
shut the hell up. asshat
You talk a big game for a racist.
I saw this documentary once - I believe it was about how humans migrated to the Americas through Siberia-Alaska - where a Chinese scientist came to Canada and saw Inuits for the first time. His reaction was, "We have same face."
I believe the documentarian was a white man.
I don't know what you're looking at because i'm pretty sure he was cat, not an Asian.
Why would someone's RL race (even if you did get it correct, which you did not) change anything?
Can't be. Asians aren't stupid.
aww softie, for some reason I had pictured you as a 52 year old with graying hair.
The two of you look great together 😁
Nyx Lynx get in my bed. There... correct that. 😛
No Chance* Harrison
corrected 😃
; _ ;
Nyx is mine. If you think the campaign was brutal keep it up, No Chance. I will make that look like a stroll in the park. 😉
DMV 😘
:😒hivers::
Holy fuck would I tap that.
Ministry of Nude images?