[CP] War is here India.

Day 2,646, 06:42 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by TheJakal
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Less than 48 hours ago, India decided to propose a NE to Pakistan. Last month we were in discussion to start a training war and I was extremely impressed with the previous CP Vijay his diplomacy and ability to speak and think beyond his ego was a rare sight coming from India which has typically been plagued by idiotic morons and honestly I thought to myself, here is someone I can work with to increase activity in the region.

Sadly all good people don't last and intelligence is replaced with retardness. Yes, destiny India, your name says it all.

Whatever drug you are on Mr President of India, whatever high you were on when you proposed the Natural Enemy law against Pakistan, we have surely brought you back down to earth. We know Thailand is protecting you but every now and than, you i.e. India forget your place in the World.

However I am one of those people who respect India.

I will explain why.

See India likes a crowd. It isn't enough that Thailand, China and Croatia are in India. No Sir. They need moarrrrrr. They prefer to follow in the foot steps of the great Indian director Karan Johar who prefers a crowd and certain positions.

Don't worry destiny India, when you attacked us, your destiny was sealed. You will be remebered as the President who lost to Pakistan. That is what your status in society will be. The mistake you have caused your country.

I hope the former government reaches out to us and tries to reach an agreement but this treacherous behaviour by India cannot go unanswered.

Hence it has been decided that we will join the big gang bang party happening in India along with our friends. We will party all night, aur sabki bajaye gain.

Kind Regards

TheJakal