[C.U.B.E.] And now for something completely different....
DiamondHands
No, not a man with a tape recorder up his nose, or a roller skating elephant, or an ugly Nissan van/truck/thing(see image 1, at the bottom if you are in the dark here..). This is the inagural edition of the CUBEcal, the official news source for the Canadian Union for Benign Erepublikicans.
What is the C.U.B.E. you might ask?
It is a no nonsense, hard hitting, 64bit, place for 2-clicking lazy players like my self to hang out and be heard!
Now, what does C.U.B.E. want?
Boobs! Yes, lets all be honest here. Men love them and even women get breast envy. Lets keep everyone happy and just give them all boobs.
So, to get the ball rolling, here are some Boobies!
Do you want to join C.U.B.E.?
Check the parties, we're down there somewhere... honest... oh, and bring bacon.
This bacon:
Not this Bacon:
Pew Pew Lasers,
-lcamero
President of C.U.B.E.
Appendix:
Image 1
Comments
A pair of Boobies and Bacons. This will get top votes for sure.
But what's your foreign policy and how will you deal with the Sweetish invasion?
Sweetish Invasion (Swedish too, perhaps?)
Just offer the invaders Bacon and Canadian Boobies.. duh! : P
Moi qui croyais qu'un cube avait 6 faces et 12 arrêtes.
J'ai passé ma 4ième année pour rien.
@Plugson,
Good question. I think our best option would be to deploy the Sweetish Chef to stop the invasion.
Bork de bork, Bijorn bork, and da mork...
Bacon will also slow them down, as we would give them raw bacon... so they would have to stop and cook it.
@Max,
pas pour rien, ton francais est plus bon que mon. (it's been a long time... 12 years since I really used my french)
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