[Ashwamedh] Its So Easy
Ind1anMartyr
OK dont ask me why the title is what it is... its the first thing that came to my mind cos I was listening to "Its so Easy" by GNR and was fed up with doing something seriously NOTTTTT easy. Ironic!
Anyway, Im just gonna try and keep this one short (last one failed I know...sorry)
Thank you everyone for responding positively to my last article, I honestly never expected anyone to read the ravings of an old drunk man (yea I hoped... but 'different!)
(btw for some reason I have Guns n Roses playing Appetite for destruction on my headset! reminds me of old days)
So lets get to what I'm gonna write ... seriously I dont know! I logged in cos I was drunk... from tiredness (and some scotch) .. so might as well make the most of it.
I see we have some cool cats coming up (Jaskaran... bro WHERE have you been!) and the usual Unite thing being floated. I also see a certain Parth still doing his best
🙂... and no baby boom still.
BUT like last time, Im gonna stay positive...and just put up one example to try and unite everyone.
Remember, a leader is only as string as his supporters... so it doe snot matter who the CP is. We have like... 100 people all ready to do awesome stuff for India... BUT they just cant work together!
Im not playing the game, and I think the political parties are a lod of bullshit setup to foster hatred. Do not fall for the trap guys...hell if you like, gather around one common party and change its name every month to make you all happy! BUT realise we had great fun fighting enemies who makke our blood boil.
We all know who they are... lets go get em WITHOUT spending much money. OK, we fail... big deal!!
Lets get more meetups guys... hell I thirst for whisky!! (and Im gonna die early cos of it) but fun meetups are awesome.
Sam had u been there that day, u would have known the deal
🙂its not too late... we in Mumbai can do another meetup
😉
i have loads of inspirational and very very interesting stuff to write about but u guys just wont bother to take it seriously so I talk about erep. OKay lets try a small / super mini experiment and see who responds.
EXERCISE
Get to class (or office) and sit at the back. Focus on one person you choose...someone who wont look at you normally (hot babe? sports captain? nerd) Concentrate on the back of his/her head seriously for 2 mins. Block out all other thoughts... imagine him/her looking at you.
If he/she looks at you within 2 mins, comment below
😃and I will take you to the next step.
Sorry for no BOLD/ITALIC/formatting... too tired.
cheers guys!
Comments
This works. Not cos Rupert Sheldrake says it does, but because I have magic-laser-beam eyes and can instigate selective mind-control from the back row. I have tried it many times, and will do it again tomorrow just so you don't think I'm a fake.
What's next?
🙂
Update : did it again, works. Much quicker than 2 minutes though, about 40 seconds...
What if the hot babe gets up and punches me in the face :/ What then? 😛
And Ash i'll be honest, the only reason I didnt start a paper was the prospect of wasting 2 gold on it xD
now i get it.... its so easy... to get slapped or punched xD
If u get get some thing so easy, u wont know is true value.. Either its love or war..
Someone said, "meetup" ??
: D
hahaha sure we will have one sharad bhai 🙂
lot of vibhutti here : D, intresting.
Now, tell me, soma is as good as scotch to helping in this ?
and
Is this an new experiment of the Love & Affairs Ministery that I dont know ?
meetup ftw \m/ hahahaha 😃
Think positively..whatever happens you just keep looking her even if she slapped you . I Am damn sure that she won't slap you twice. She will smile at you for the second time. Its easy..lol