Hyphenetically Speaking - jornal de Mr. Hyphenated

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I'm Thirsty

23 • Dia 941, 20:34 • Publicado em USA USA

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Americans,

I come to you in a time of extreme need. I need your help. You see, I've got this insatiable thirst. I'm beyond parched. I've tried water, Gatorade, IV Fluids, you name it, but none of it has worked. … mais informações »

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No, Thank You, India

23 • Dia 922, 23:01 • Publicado em India India

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To the Citizens of India:

Today I've received several messages thanking the United States for help in conquering the Punjab Region. While I … mais informações »

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A Brief Statement from Your Secretary of State

15 • Dia 921, 17:07 • Publicado em USA USA

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Just a brief statement today, folks.

I would like the American public to know that I have been reading and listening to your concerns about Karnataka. I would love to write an article analyzing the situation and give my honest evaluation, but due

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