You may have Lionking...
Day 919, 21:59
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by Mr. Hyphenated
Lost spoiler alert: if you haven't seen the last episodes of Lost and want to, don't read on.
Dear Servia,
I have the Servian's attention
I'd like to (belatedly) congratulate you on a hard fought and fairly snicker won battle to secure Lionking. Both sides fought hard, and you came out on top. But fate will ultimately be on our side, you see. You're probably using Google translate right now to copy pasta a "Wat?" in the comments section, but hold off. Let me explain.
You see, we have a secret weapon that will forever warm our hearts like that weird light on the island in Lost. And like that light, we'll forever protect it, cherish it, and bask in its magnificence. Better yet, our secret weapon can be on top any time they like.
Fear TEH LIGHT.
What is this secret weapon you ask? Well, I'll give you a hint:
It's a person....
...over whom world wars will be fought for their favor and attention....
...whose beauty is unparalleled...
...and who makes this eLife worth eLiving.
If you don't know who it is now then you have been living in the land of the ancient toilets for far, far too long.
It is the one....
...the only...
FINGERGUNS
Lady Fingerguns, your shoops are other worldly, your wit divine, your hawtness unparalleled. Ever since I saw your purple font, I've known we were fated to be together. You are the penguin to my bowling, you are the hello to my kitty, you are the headless to my chicken. May I one day be so lucky to care and provide for you, and dote upon your every whim.
But, Servia, as a true American, gentleman, and scholar, I stand by whomever Fingerguns chooses, so long as she remains on our side. You see, you may have Lionking, the land of iron and filfth, but we have Fingerguns in all her glory and divinity. And with her amount of win on our side, we cannot fail.
May her glory bless this country everlasting and may her heart find room for me.
Love,
Mr. Hyphenated
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dude r u kidding....
Serbia is Great
Serbia is Great.
To Lady Fingerguns
@Ostin v383.4
Serbia does not have Fingerguns
Fingerguns is Great
Therefore Serbia cannot be great. QED.
you are the hello to my kitty
LOL
Teh secret weapon iz no longer secret.
But Serbia iz Great remainz Great 🙂
Goodness me
Omg last episode of lost was so stupid, they were already dead and they just moved on? 🙂
Bro by reading this article i'm coming to a conclusion that next show ur gonna start watching will be Glee 😃
Next time we fight in liaoning u can ask us to give u a kiss, its appropriate to kiss a girl when ur doing her 😉
Servia is great, like Ostin.
Do you remember Ostin ? no.
Fingerguns fingerbanged our hearts and minds.
all the ducks are swimming in the water
fal de ral de ral do
i'll take your lady for some time
all the ducks are swimming in the water
fal de ral de ral do
Sorry dude, but mastercard CANNOT into lionking! sad? i know....
nolifer
I lost few american trolls, so far i found only 1, here... Can someone help me? 🙂
P.S. Is it the famous american humor? Where it is? Hidden somewhere between the lines? Keep learning, mate... Keep learning and dreaming.
lol ostinv2389502934
lol anyonymous
we also have Emerick's Jedi ghost.
until you learn how to spell Serbia correct, its gonna be report, report, report...
until you learn how to spell Serbia correct, its gonna be report, report, report... x2
This goes out to troll comments too.
whats up?
when ppl from serbia see fg-lady, it rise up.. i think on wall in LK
eUSA today learn to spell
USA+EDEN=FAIL!
The truely important things in the life are:
there is no footbal world championship 2010 for our neighbours Croatia
and there is no Eurovision Song contest 2010 for our neighbours Croatia
So let us enjoy in the games and songs and let the best one win... We don't know who is gone to be the winner, but we know who can not be the winner, and our neighbours know it also... In the e-rep it is the same thing, we don't know who will be the strongest and most powerful nation, but we all know that Croatia can not be this.
And it's a very nice feeling, isn't it???
Mr. Hyphenated
just watch out for her and dont let her come to eSerbia or you wont see her again. Not because we will hurt her or anything its just that she will see what a true man is ..
😃
"Servia" is offending ? Latin phrase.
"Kroasani" is not offending, "stoljnjaci" is not offending ? "LOLAND" is not offending ?
Hypocritical ? Hell yes ! Or maybe "Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi" ?
Or, You watch only about Yourself ? Me, me, me, me... That is childish, infantile...
How can this mean anything to me ... If I really don't feel anything at all ...
the only trolling I've enjoyed so far is dukat's comment. Servia is latin. Can one not write in any language he wishes?
Servia est frustror
Whatever. Empty words... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=474qf-frcG8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=474qf-frc[..]frcG8
our secret weapon is our heart and soul, NOT PLASTIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzsfgxZApK0&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzsfgxZAp[..]lated
Mr. Hyphenated, you are some poor little fellow.
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OOOOHH SNAP
... and then the groundhog took the chocolate and wrapped it into the...
For eSerbia :
Give me freedom, give me fire, take our Liaoning, take us higher
See the eChampions, take the eField now, you define us, make us feel proud
In the streets are lifting , as we lose our inhibition,
Celebration its around us, every nations, all PHOENIX is with us
Singin forever young, singin songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice in the beautifull game.
And together at the end of the day.
When I get older I will be stronger
They'll call me freedom Just like a wavin' flag
And then it eAmerica goes back
And then it eAmerica goes back
And then it eAmerica goes back
When We get older We will be stronger
They'll call me freedom
Just like a wavin' flag
And then it eAmerica goes back
And then it eAmerica goes back
And then it eAmerica goes back
eSerbia is born to a eThrone
stronger than Rome
Liaoning its my home
all i have known
where i got grown
For eIndia :
so many eWars
settling eScores
bring US(A) promises
leaving us poor
I heard them say
love is the way
love is the answer
thats what they say
but look how they treat us
make us believers
we fight there battles
then they deceive us
try to control us
they couldn't hold us
And then it eAmerica goes back
And then it eAmerica goes back
And then it eAmerica goes back
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... 😃
what's a serbia?
You're going to get FP's for not using the correct terminology for Serbia.
American version of CUCA.. very bad one...
mrh wins.
F***ING STAY NEUTRAL DUDE !
ohhhh OMG
you are very patetic
MASTER CARD and VISA are not enough to beat united people
the people of SERBIA,
and at the end, we stil have LK
see you in Karnataka 😁))))))
Phoenix keeps asking me to be a double agent just so they can be near me.
I heart you Mr H.
outstanding...
this is epic.
May her glory bless this country everlasting.
Great article is great.
I thought you were talking about Helen of Troy.
failboat
Your secret weapon is a person, a female to be more precise! It's sad that your "secret weapon" is a person. I thought this game was for a group of people who needed to work together to overcome any obstacles that stand in their way. No one should rely solely on one people my friend.