Worst CP article ever
Day 2,327, 04:55
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by Rylde
I'll be running for the hatrick in april as CP of Canada april 5th. Don't like it don't vote for me.
VP-RW monkey guy
Mofa-New wanna be dictator
B*tch status should he so accept lelouch
MoE-french Badger
MoD-Simons newest incarnation
Advisors
Bomb omb
A swinging pickle
Cordis greatest warrior
Grand overseer
Auk rest
Totally unofficial advisor as per his request only want to be in the pms which he has earned
klop123
Why's this article so sh*tty?
Probably because i wrote it.
Where's the minister of finance?
Screw that guy keep feeding me country funds for CO's.
My last terms highlights include
A shoutout about a dead mother
The wipe of the country
The emptying of the countries coffers
The other reason is because its going to be a long dark month. I won't sit here and sell you false hope. Its going to be a sh*tty month so lets start out sh*tty.
We made our bed as a country and until we see something diffrent all we can do is let the determination grow baby.
I don't respect you the voter because votes can be bought and multied.
I respect you the soldier.
as a voter you can still blow me though
Soldiers soldier on.
That can be bought to but f*ck it eh lmao
Organized Vengeance
It will be relished
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That is a really bad article. This is the best Canada has?
Too bad.
Well, he did claim it was the worst CP article ever. One does not vote for Rylde because of his rhetoric, elocution, or grammar (good lord, the grammar). One votes for him so he can piss off every other country bordering eCanada:
eUK: check
eSpain: check
eUSA: check
ePortugal: still open
It's true, he even pissed us off for awhile at one point. He eventually won us over by placing third in our national drinking contest though.
I felt like you were getting to a real point here, I thought you were going to say it's because he's honest as all hell...but that works too ;P
Voted for truth-in-advertising.
Don't become a politician irl, lol.
I would still vote for him. The RL Canadian government is terribly lacking in brutal honesty. If RoboHarper9000 ran on a platform of "I'm a s****y Prime Minister, but f*** you, vote for me anyway," I might be inclined to vote for him.
In Romania one man ran for a seat in the parliament saying "I steal less than others."
You can do better, I know you can... you've got Canada wiped, but do you have what it takes? Can you get the US wiped along with us so we don't drown in this shit alone? 😮
Voted multi-ple times
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5c/5c980772cda3fc42aa90b41b1b880ee02cfe3714fff8fdef0b988b7dcfd44dd6.jpg
Young Master Rylde, our eUSA literary and grammar overlord marms will not be pleased with this article.
They can take a running f*** at a rolling donut.
wow, I'll be looking for any excuse to use this sentence irl
After reading missives like this one, our enemies cannot fathom why we elect such a man to lead us. Which is precisely why it is the right choice, every time. A vote for Rylde is a middle finger raised to our foes.
Hell Yea o7
God I love you Rylde
Hülye segg 😃
Don't set the bar to high for the next guy.
accurate
Drunk again?
Always drunk is more like it.
An article that doesn't try and bullshit or promise a load of pipe dreams. Got my vote boss.
If anyone can get elected on an article like this, it's Rylde.
Leading the race to the bottom
Perhaps you could post a photo of your poop for entertainment value
Your sideshow has run it's course, time for someone new
6 AM article? I'm guessing alcohol wrote more of it than Rylde did.
10/10 best Canadian CP the USA ever had.
I think this article actually lays out a clever campaign strategy:
Vote for me because I exist and so do these other people (maybe) who are around me
\O/
o7
12 countries that are wiped out
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/12-countries-that-are-being-wiped-out-2388992/1/20
Meh. Welcome to eCanada, land of political apathy.
Worst CP article ever by the worst CP ever! Good job Rylde, you're barely beating a guy who didn't even campaign.
Yeah cuz a 20% lead is "barely beating" lol
It's less than 7%. I thought you could do Math?
Well, let's see. Current tally is 104 to 74. 74 is slightly less than 74% of 104 - call it 72.5%. Therefore, Rylde's tally is 27.5% higher than DMV's pet. LRN2MATH, traitor.
Thank you Xander for showing DMV how to do the math. When I checked Rylde was 12 votes ahead of someone with 62 votes, which meant Rylde had approximately 20% more votes than the nearest competitor.
Percentage lead is taken in to account by dividing the difference by the total number of votes cast. You guys really suck at this. Lrn2nottardsohard
Well, I think the main point is, Rylde has a healthier lead over your pet than you care to admit. LRN2NOTTRAITOR.
I'm glad to see you think the CPF candidate is a traitor. Is there anyone outside of the MDP who you don't think is a traitor?
I don't necessarily think Lelouche is a traitor. But your support of him automatically raises that question, because you certainly are.
I had Canuck cz for 5 months. All of this crap made me the Proud Traitor (blacklisted by Canadian immigration, or so Klop 123 tells me) I am today!
Go, Rylde!
You clearly miss us. Poor thing.
Xander: again you miss the point. Please tell me you didn't/aren't going to McGill.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Move off our land. We won the war, you lost. And yet your nutty CP is still making decisions as if there was a Canada to be President of.
Those 13 provinces/territories are ours now, after a fair (even if poorly fought) defensive war on your part.
You are Serbs now. Do the right thing and move to your new home, Serbia, and let the US enjoy your former lands for the two months of (former Canadian) summer. There are many good Serbian language resources to help you in your transition.
May I suggest "Turbo Serbo", a fast course developed by the US defense languages institute in Monterey, CA? It's supposed to be really good.
Poor nasty hornet. The only way you could get back in was via a wipe, and by trolling our media. Sorry Bluejacket, you still can't have the members-only jacket. We understand this hurts you deeply, but we don't care.
Hazey baybie,
my pickle's be all de swingin' an shiz...
*pop*
Oooo, be shizzle!
Watchin' out hommies, da pickle's be loaded. xD
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DMV ≡ D
Shaun ≡ S
Math Skills ≡ M
Working Knowledge ≡ W
S ⇔ M ⊢ S ⇔ W ∴ Shaun ⊤ Smart
D ⇔ ¬M ⊢ D ⇔ ¬W ∴ Dennis ⊥ Smart
Watcha smokin?
If you find out, save me some of dat aswell!
Keep your pickle in your pants.
I think your next article should be about logical operators
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA4MykPm4s