Why you shouldn't go on eRepublik when you're tired...

Day 2,504, 13:38 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Gali.

Well I'm currently showing you why by writing this article, but I'm just showing you some of the ridiculous mistakes I've just made because I'm incredibly tired.

As some of you may know, congress had its first formal PM of this term today, and of course congress soon turned to mongress. Attempting to be a serious and hard-working congressman, I told the culprits that "Zaphod and Arhivator must refrain from insulting eachother during future mongress. Congress is solely for discussing congress bizznezz and not for petty arguments.". This worked a bit as I felt quite proud of my sensible self. Suddenly Zaphod replied with "u fkn w0t m9". I then proceeded to message Zaphod in a different PM: "1v1 me irl m8!!1!one!!". This was one of my many mistakes I make when I'm tired, but at least it wasn't I who brought it to congress but Zaphod. Zaphod then decided to screenshot my mistake and requested my banning from congress for threataning him in real life, this was duly ignored.

In hysterics from the unfunny mongress PM, I decided to ignore my MUs orders and fight against the Irish resistance, not against Moldova. For some reason I spent a small fortune on making some rockets in my rocket factory, in the false belief that I would get a BH medal. Unfortunately I only ended up with 200,000 damage, but I needed 2,000,000 damage to get a BH. I then proceeded to celebrate, check how much damage I needed, cried a bit and then wrote this article.
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