As Poland breaks through our front gate and trounces through our flower garden we have but a few moment to take stock of how we got here today.
Wally wally oxen free...
Our MDP CP this month, Wally Clever turned out to be the biggest two-clicker of all eRepublik forcing Canadians to play a game of Where's Waldo . While Canada needed a CP to build new bridges and alliances with other countries, Wally over stimulated himself into a complete comma of inactivity sitting on his thumb. Even his own VP has completely written him off
“Wally Cleaver could care less so whatever issues you have to talk to the CP about, contact me instead.”
Which way do we shoot?
This is the quality of candidates that you can expect from the Manipulating Dictatorship Party (MDP). Excuse me. Military Dictatorship Party. Though I can't escape the irony that every time we have MDP CP the whole country gets its military butt kicked.
Rylde (MDP) ticks off USA. USA beats us like a rented mule.
Wally (MDP) falls asleep. Poland sneaks in through the hole in the wall where our MPPs use to be.
I think some re-branding is in order for the MDP. Green Peace and the Salvation Army make better military plans than these guys.
If another MDP CP is elected I foresee that Mexico is going to hop over the USA and start doing a Siete Pecados dance all over our maple syrup. Arriba, arriba!... Andale, andale!
What's a dictatorship to do with no dictatorettes?
MDP once again reached into its predictable bag of dusty tricks to pull out its yes-man candidate of the month. Please welcome to the race, Venerable… not wait. That's the next months CP candidate currently being groomed into a respectable front-man, aka puppet-king. (Rolo still crys a little each night about losing his favorite Rylde puppet). No, instead they've dug up and dusted off Simon Boucher-Ruest.
With all the smooth charisma of sandpaper, Simon Boucher-Ruest doesn’t have a diplomatic bone in his body. It’s just more of the same with the MDP. They have completely given up and the country knows it. Rolo can't even bribe his way to an election win anymore. (Oh wait, there he is reaching for his credit card. Ho ho, challenge accepted).
What we really should be asking is why they haven’t put forward Mary Chan or Homer J Simpson. These two are powerhouses of leadership and the backbone of the party yet they keep sticking to the backbench. Why? Such a lost opportunity in a party grasping at straw men.
Even the iceberg is sinking
So to all current players still currently in the MDP party I say this:
THE SHIP IS GOING DOWN! SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES! LEONARD ISN'T SAVING A LIFE BOAT FOR YOU. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
I thank you for your time today. Now if you would excuse me the Polish are at the front door.
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