WHPR - Special Request

Day 1,180, 19:30 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Do us a favor:

Please do not fight for the United States in Northeast of Mexico. These are part of pre-arranged region swaps with Mexico. We're trading regions with them. Please direct your damage elsewhere, fighting for the allies of the United States.

Thanks bunches. Also, real WHPR will be out in a few hours.



Don't hate me,

Kentel
Greatest Secretary of Media of All Time. Of All Time.