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Croatia has started an Aisrstrike on Japan to retaliate for the skills of Yuichi Nishimura, the referee of the opening match of this year's Football World Cup in Brazil.


According to first information a government spokesman apologized for the deeds of Mr Nishimura. "We are aware, that not everything was correct. As a nation we are ashamed and hand in our formal apologies." The Croatian government was "not impressed", by the Japanese Diplomacy. "You can't simply go and do whatever you like in such an important match, then say sorry and expect everybody to think everything is OK. This might be the way things work in Asia. But as you might have realized by now, Croatia does not have any possessions in Asia - yet. This will change now, although I doubt there will be much to possess in Japan once we are done." said a government spokesman.


During a press conference the Croatian Minister of Defense released first pictures of the effects of the first air raids on Japan. Shortly after the press conference ended military reinforcement was sent to Japan in order to prepare a "full scale land war".



A Croatian citizen told the Fennoscandian: "Brazil won, as the Fifa fixed the match. The penalty was no penalty at all and the referee was beyond all recognition. Somebody has to pay for this". Voices like these are no single case in Croatia "Neymar's goal was crap and the referee is a son of a Geisha, if you know what I mean?". First voices arose to wage war at Brazil as well, while other citizen are of the opinion a special forces team could "convince" the FIFA to change its opinion. A government spokesman of Croatia had a slightly different point of view though "I doubt any force in the world is capable to change the opinion of the FIFA directors, we will launch no strike against the FIFA directors as long as we have no proof for a conspiracy, it will just make them martyrs."

It remains yet to be seen, how the war between Serbia and Croatia will develop. Shortly after the Croatian press conference the Serbian Cabinet met. It is assumed new strategies were discussed. So far, however, nothing has been disclosed".
In a comment Åke S. told the Fennoscandian "Thank God, we do not have any referees down there..."

Meanwhile Japan called in an emergency Meeting of the Security Council of the United Nations. It remains to be seen, whether the Croatian government can be stopped by political means.