Voting Day in Israel!
Day 2,783, 19:33
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by Yosef Tzvi
Be'er Sheva
Today is voting day once again in Israel. Israelis are turning out, taking a break from rebuilding life in the south and preparing for the next objective to liberate and reclaim the remainder of Israel during the temporary calm. Cafes near polling centers are handing out coffee tea and cocoa while people go to the polls to vote for the next Prime Minister.
In this election, while current Dictator Tom Kafir remains in primary control of the country, following his military brigade's coup of the Israeli Government, the incumbent Prime Minister John Rupert Miranda will not be running. Instead, RoaiTG of the Israel First Party and Krimpie hailing from the Israeli Youth Party will be running for the office.
RoaiTG has been Prime Minister in the past of Israel for three terms, while Krimpie has held office in another country. Both are very experienced candidates in both military and political realms.
Currently RoaiTG is based in Egyptian-occupied Jerusalem to gather intel and conduct espionage operations on Egyptian and Egypto-allied forces in the area as well as smuggling Israeli refugees especially Druze into the Negev, while Krimpie is currently based in Switzerland to conduct business and seek international relief aid for Israel.
The Israel First Party notes being a centrist Libertarian party, whereas the Israeli Youth Party claim to be a liberal and social party to garner interest in active roles for youth especially in Israel.
It is unclear if the current Israeli Cabinet will remain. The current cabinet includes: Sergeant Spring as Minister of Defense, Filthy McNasty as Minister of Foreign Affairs, Rickolas as Governor, and XAvivX as Minister of Education.
The current Prime Minister John Rupert Miranda of the Am Yisrael Chai Party in the past election won with 47.56% of the vote with Filthy McNasty of the Israeli Reform Party at 24.39% and Michael II Augustus with 21.95% of the vote and Guzua of the Israeli Democratic Party trailing with just 6.1% of the vote.
We at the Tomer Rimonim Times wish you all a happy voting day, may your minds and hearts be clear in order to best lead our nation towards an ever-brighter future.
Reporter Yosef Tzvi
Tomer Rimonim Times
Reporting from Be'er Sheva Cafe Aroma
Today is voting day once again in Israel. Israelis are turning out, taking a break from rebuilding life in the south and preparing for the next objective to liberate and reclaim the remainder of Israel during the temporary calm. Cafes near polling centers are handing out coffee tea and cocoa while people go to the polls to vote for the next Prime Minister.
In this election, while current Dictator Tom Kafir remains in primary control of the country, following his military brigade's coup of the Israeli Government, the incumbent Prime Minister John Rupert Miranda will not be running. Instead, RoaiTG of the Israel First Party and Krimpie hailing from the Israeli Youth Party will be running for the office.
RoaiTG has been Prime Minister in the past of Israel for three terms, while Krimpie has held office in another country. Both are very experienced candidates in both military and political realms.
Currently RoaiTG is based in Egyptian-occupied Jerusalem to gather intel and conduct espionage operations on Egyptian and Egypto-allied forces in the area as well as smuggling Israeli refugees especially Druze into the Negev, while Krimpie is currently based in Switzerland to conduct business and seek international relief aid for Israel.
The Israel First Party notes being a centrist Libertarian party, whereas the Israeli Youth Party claim to be a liberal and social party to garner interest in active roles for youth especially in Israel.
It is unclear if the current Israeli Cabinet will remain. The current cabinet includes: Sergeant Spring as Minister of Defense, Filthy McNasty as Minister of Foreign Affairs, Rickolas as Governor, and XAvivX as Minister of Education.
The current Prime Minister John Rupert Miranda of the Am Yisrael Chai Party in the past election won with 47.56% of the vote with Filthy McNasty of the Israeli Reform Party at 24.39% and Michael II Augustus with 21.95% of the vote and Guzua of the Israeli Democratic Party trailing with just 6.1% of the vote.
We at the Tomer Rimonim Times wish you all a happy voting day, may your minds and hearts be clear in order to best lead our nation towards an ever-brighter future.
Reporter Yosef Tzvi
Tomer Rimonim Times
Reporting from Be'er Sheva Cafe Aroma
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RoaiTG has announced that his role will be acting Country President with the following as acting ministers of his proposed cabinet.
Prime Minister - John TG
Ministers of Defence - Shoham Israel, Michael II Augustus
Ministers of Foreign Affairs - Rickolas, Filthy McNasty
Minsters of Interior Affairs- XAvivX, yahel47
Ministers of Finance - romshaked
RoaiTG is my man for Country President! Get out the vote!
Correction, I've been cp in the past of another country on another account
I honestly dont care for the job. I voted for Roai 😃
We are sorry for the mistake in reporting. We thought that was correct from your citizenship profile.
No big deal. We need a cp thats serious about the job more than we need somebody thats only looking forward to the next fight, like me
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