Vote for who?Vote for Hu!

Day 1,598, 02:26 • Published in China China • by huyue

先转个笑话
Who is the President of China?


SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

Vote for who?Vote for Hu!
　　说明下参选情况，其实我是在基格子上任party president后就被强推了…[del]基格子你要负责啊！[/del]
　　前面几天刚好清明放假，刚好回家，本来以为回家很空闲的...结果坑爹的2天都扫墓去了，除掉睡眠时间在家的也就几个小时，还有毛概作业要写，于是没有用时间去写参选文的参选。
　　其实是被大家的热情的推，尤其这么多票，不稍微认真点对不起广大热心的选民啊。
　　对于这次选举，自己算得上是酱油选举了，不过我保证，绝不酱油CP。大家可以放心投给我了，不会坑爹的。如果我选上会有[del]福利[/del]，我会到处乱说么。
　　如果选举上了，我会保证尽可能多的可上线时间(23:00-06:00断电),不过如果有事我会上的,笔记本，用cmcc上，然后会尽可能保持在上课时候带着电脑，如果有急事可以先手机我，然后我片刻后就上线。随便撤了一段继续上课了。期中考试也要到了，愿大家都信春哥，不挂科！
[del]其实好久没看到这么激烈的选举盛况了，大家都玩的很开心吧[/del]