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Day 2,738, 22:46 • Published in Serbia Serbia

• by KATA.KLINGER

Kresnula se riba sa tipom i posle seksa uplaseno upita:
* Jao! Jesi li koristio kondom?
* Nisam!
* A jel imas sidu?
* Nemam!
* Uh,dobro je,da ne dobijem opet

Legli baba i deda u krevet, a ona se meskolji, pa ce dedi:
* Deda, sto si se umusio?Ja jos uvek mogu da dignem noge!
*Ocuta malo deda pa kaze:
* Ma mogu i ja al ko ce da nas kresne!?

Vozi tip motor i udari vrapca u letu.Bilo mu zao,stao je i video da je vrabac ziv .Ponese ga kuci i stavi u kavez sa malo vode i hleba.
Par sati kasnije,kada se vrabac osvestio pogleda oko sebe i poce da kuka:

Resetke,hleb,voda....

Ubio sam bajkera!