UK Snap Election eBetting
Sambo223
UK Snap General Election eBetting Odds
So there's a real life general election happening soon. Yeah I know. 3 big elections in 3 years. 4 in 4 if you're one of those weird Scottish things. So anyways I thought I'd drop some betting odds for you. Let's bankrupt Sambo shall we?
Odds subject to change.
Sambo's decision is final.
Overall Majority
Tories - 1/14
None - 11/2
Labour - 25/1
Lib Dem - 100/1
UKIP - 500/1
Green - 1000/1
UKRP - 1000/1
Next Government
Tory Majority - 1/14
Tory/Lib Dem Coalition - 12/1
Labour Majority - 18/1
Labour/Lib Dem Coalition - 25/1
Labour/Lib Dem/SNP Coalition - 25/1
TUP/BP/UKRP/WP/ESO/PCP/TRS Coalition - 5000/1
Next Prime Minister
May - 1/18
Jezza - 17/2
Owen Smith - 33/1
Keir Starmer 33/1
Tim Farron - 66/1
Bozza Johnson - 66/1
David Miliband - 125/1
Aaron Mark Daniels - 200/1
Vince Cable - 250/1
Sir Humphrey Appleby - 250/1
Prince Harry - 250/1
Leicester City Football Club - 5000/1
Party Seats
Labour
Over 162.5 - 5/6
Under 162.5 - 5/6
Lib Dems
Over 31.5 - 5/6
Under 31.5 - 5/6
UKIP
Over 0.5 - 7/4
Under 0.5 - 2/5
Conservatives
Over 380.5 - 5/6
Under 380.5 - 5/6
First Leader to be Egged
May - 1/18
Nuttall - 1/18
Nuttall to claim he's been egged when he really hasn't - Evens
Corbs - 17/2
Tim Farron - 66/1
One of those 2 that run the Green Party - 200/1
Individual Markets
Farage wins a seat 8th time lucky - 100/1
Aaron Mark Daniels wins a seat - 60/1
Corbs quits by end of the year - 7/2
Thanks for reading. If you're a real life UK citizen please remember to register to vote if you haven't already and then VOTE!!!
-Sambo-
Prince of Luxembourg - Next in line to the eBelgium throne and Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
Head of eMilitary Intelligence, Section 6 (Mi6)
Was once part of a gang
Comments
Erm...I guess I will take punters but please don't bankrupt me tis just a joke. Much little May's credibility.
*like
https://www.erepublik.com/br/article/chronicles-vikings-chapter-2-2638389/1/20
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ssssh
No odds on a SNP/Plaid Cmyru coalition? Pah!
Because SNP/Plaid would create a government?
I'll have 50p on Leicester being next PM. And another 50p on Larry the Cat being the next Chancellor. At least people know who he is, unlike the incumbent...
I was so happy when May's announcement the other day wasn't that Larry had died.
That was my first concern, followed by an announcement that Brexit was a "big April Fool's joke gone wrong."
Annoying thing is I shall have to stop drinking long enough to vote now.
I might have to start drinking more
I'll have 1,000 CC on a Labour/Lib Dem coalition government, at 25/1 please.
Money sent.
done
Ha dream on that is a nice 1000 for sambo drinks fund
Of course any LibDems who get less than 52% of the vote in their constituency will be resigning as a matter of principle so that the views of the 48% of their constituents can be heard and any Lib MP who gets more than 52% will be forcing a by-election every 3 months to make sure we're still happy with their performance once their in parliament and we've seen them at work - after all we may wish to change our mind at any point in the future after the election and it's only democratic we keep voting over and over again until we get what we want.
I detect a note of political intention in your message Paul.
Socialist Part will win no doubt fam.
1000000000000/1
I put 14 million on the tories
how much is that after Corbyn tax?
Vote Green!
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And I'll send you 1 cc for the Labour/Lib Dem/SNP Coalition - 25/1
done
500 cc on TUP/BP/UKRP/WP/ESO/PCP/TRS Coalition
and 1 million on Aaron Mark Daniels winning a seat
you have 1mil?
yes
Looks like i'm moving to Worcester and voting for Robin then
He's been CP a few times. If course he has a million kicking around. 😉
nah Robin claims 2p expenses for a pencil sharpener innit
I registered years ago and I'm actually in the country this time! Hooray!
You're a bit hard on Corbs. I'd give him and Labour 10/1 rather than 25/1!
not judging by the polls
polls don't matter anymore, feelings do. So we can all Feel and decide who will Win.
I feel you're talking bollocks
I also do not understand how the rating system you're using works, what do you mean by 25/1?
Bet £1 you win £25 plus your £1 back so £26 in total.
realize i have no idea how odds works. not sure you got any idea about this either though
lies
The left are gonna fuck us...
sounds painful
Results: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_United_Kingdom_general_election