Twas the night before elections...

Day 2,519, 17:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by BaronChris
Vote BaronChris UKPP PP or else we will kill this dog.


Twas the night before PP elections, when all through the land
Not a congressman was stirring, not even a Sven Goran Duran-Duran.
The ballots were stacked by the entrance with care,
In hopes that a new Party President would soon be there.

The party were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of reform danced in their heads.
With lots to be done, to help bridge the gap,
And make the UKPP more democratic and all that.

When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the Q3 House to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I stumbled with grace,
Tore open the shutters and then I saw his face.

With new party positions, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be BaronChris!
More active a player and with ideas he came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now CrispyDragon! now, Rfeist! now, Sir Robert and Helpmeslack!
On, Mad Pauly! and of course all of the rest of the pack!
To the ballot box! to cast your precious vote!
Now vote and make sure to keep UKPP afloat!"
TL😉R/ Don't like poety
-New party positions with real power and responsibility
-Active and friendly player
-Experienced congressman and government minister
-Here to build a better UKPP and eUK.
-Elect someone new, fresh and enthusiastic.
Vote BaronChris in this month's Party Elections.
Warm Regards,

BaronChris
UKPP Congressman
Deputy Minister of Home Affairs
Minister of Entertainment & Education