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Potpourri

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"If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who does a horrible job, but gives 110% than with someone who does a good job and gives 60%."

-- Will Smith


Jokes

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Getting old means losing some old friends, but gaining new ones, as well.

For instance: doctors...I'm seeing doctors who specialize in all kinds of areas I've never been to before. Like, I'm now old enough to have a urologist. I refer to our first meeting as my "butt-mitzvah!"

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My sister and I, visiting our uncle in the hospital, had brought along a treat for him. Because we weren't sure if he was on a restricted diet, we asked at the nursing station and were told it was alright to give him chocolate brownies.

As we turned to leave, a doctor held up his hand to stop us. "I'm here," he advised, "for quality control!"

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I was getting a new phone the other day, and the young clerk was taking down all my vital information. When he got to the question, "Date of birth,"

I told him.

His eyes jerked up: "No way! You certainly don't look THAT old!"

"Just a fact of life, my boy," I said, "it's all in the genes."

He gave me an unbelieving stare: "No kidding? What brand do you wear?"

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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid stuff...is fired!