Time to bring some laughter into your lives. :)
Nights0ul
Potpourri
"If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy."
-- Proverb
Jokes
A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, were always arguing the finer points of their respective theologies, trying to prove the other one was wrong.
One day while they were riding in a car, they got cut off by a drunk driver.
The car flew off the road, rolled five times end-over-end, and came to rest on its roof. The Priest and Rabbi crawled from the wreckage and were amazed that they were alive.
As the Priest crossed himself, he noticed the Rabbi doing the same.
The Priest shouts, "Praise Be! You've seen the Light!"
"What?" said the Rabbi.
"You-you've crossed yourself. You have seen the True Way! This is wonderful."
"Cross myself?!? No no no ! Not me, I was just checking if everything was still in place . . . .Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch."
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"I just lost my best patient."
"What did he die of?"
"He didn't die...he got well."
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A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding having more than one wife.
"Nothing easier," Twain answered. "No man can serve two masters."
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A grownup is someone who suffers from responsibility.
Comments
If you had a laugh, please lease comment, still trying to finish off mission.
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hehe nice
Funny stuff! Help with my mission here
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/25-comments-lets-tell-a-story--2442560/1/20
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