The Official Hail Astrid Congress List
Hail Astrid
Welcome to the first official HA Congress List.
This newspaper backs the following candidates for Congress:
TUP list:
Madz (in charge of creating congress-based fanfiction)
MS10EL (in charge of supplying congress with the best porn subreddits, congress-based or no)
jamesw (in charge of shouldering congress-related blame)
Harry Dalton (for coming back to life after being banned for multis???)
UKRP list:
sambo223 (in charge of ensuring congress is japan/10, and defence n stuff)
fata (in charge of hacking neopets n generally raising public morale by existing)
rtb (in charge of congress leakz n gunblood contests)
dave (must be included in same PM and/or committee as Popovic)
roach (in charge of the TV remote)
Adz aka Boatface (in charge of legisturbation and/or coming up with funny names)
apples (in charge of bananas)
wook (certified luckiest member of the eUK, can't beat dat)
me (certified on the spectrum)
butjam (in charge of producing screenshots with tons of money to scare our enemies)
kj (bcuz it sounds like the lube)
massacar (world champion skateboarder)
garh l (in charge of making a god save the queen soundcloud cover which we will play everytime we open the congress message)
frix (normie)
gali (meme god)
GG (impressive twerking ability)
BP list:
FightAndProduce
UKPP list:
Neil Lewis (must be in same congress PM as ad's), lord ma, tangbod
ESO list: dannydan,cc, vm, cherry, popz, sjs, scargar, jiminyc,
WRP list: huey,
Spamicans:
Horice
Party leaders should take this advice when building their lists.
God save Popovic!
wiped like this man's hands
Comments
'and defence and stuff'? damn it. Even when you resign you get drawn back in
topkek
m9 i aint no normy pls
m10 dont lie buzzfeed is ur homepage
no 4cheng is m11
Gosh I must be in every committee 🙂
Nice article o7
#Popz4Dic2016 #makeeukgreatagain
@Hailastrid right some day maybe 🙂
I refuse to vote today on the grounds that i'm not on your list.
I see you've got some ideas from me! These lists are going to become fashionable.
Nah I'm pretty sure this is an original concept 😛
but u always make the same list every time 😛
Well, the candidates are generally pretty much the same, so I tend to support the same people. But Kieran Cowie was new to the list this month.
I sexually identify as The Count. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of counting to four and then going "ah ah ah". People say to me that a person being a puppet is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a ventriloquist show me how to properly receive a hand up the ass. From now on I want you guys to call me "Drac" and respect my right to count for children and laugh needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a chiroptophobe and need to check your vampire privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.