The Latest Election And My Plans For VICTORY!

Day 1,140, 15:17 • Published in Canada Canada • by Muglack

With the election looming and finding myself on the ballot for CP I can't help but reflect on the best course of action going in to this election.

Clearly I am not the best choice for full term Presidency. Anyone that knows or has interacted with me on any level is aware that I have the skills and tact required to preform the job at an astoundingly high level. Perhaps so well in fact that I would go down in history as being the most effective and eloquent President this country has ever seen. This however is balanced by the fact that I don't have the patience to deal with the level of ignorance and stupidity that the person in this office is no doubt bombarded with on what has to be a daily basis.

With that in mind I have stumbled upon a strategy that not only helps the country by allowing me to run things for a short period of time, while at the same time maximizing my excellence without degrading it by me losing interest.

This plan is so simple that it actually pains me to admit I hadn't thought of it earlier. The plan my fellow eCanadians is to come in second.

Come in second you're asking yourself, why that's sheer lunacy! On the surface perhaps. But let me explain.

As I stated earlier I have no patience for idiots. This is no doubt something that would hurt my greatly in a position like President especially if subjugated to morons for a long period of time. By coming in second I'm simply hedging my bets.

Will the winner last a full month? Well that depends on who wins. If it's Wes Lewis (who I have on good authority is a clown) then certainly they won't.

That means that a second place finish will allow me to swoop in on a broken term, fix the country and then end my term before my tolerance for retardation has been completely used up.

Under this system everyone wins. I would certainly be able to save our country from whatever problem caused the former President to be ousted from office (unless it's Wes Lewis, because he'll just throw a tantrum and quit for no reason. Did I mention I heard he was a clown?), and then once that crisis was averted I would take the necessary measures to see that eCanada becomes the most important and powerful country in the eWorld. This will be done easily through both militaristic and diplomatic means.

When you enter the voting booth this month you shouldn't vote for the person you think is going to win. That would be a waste of a vote. You should vote for the person who will do the best job once the person who all the cattle vote for gets thrown out of office (or in Wes Lewis's case ragequits because as I'm sure I mentioned, he's a clown) and the actual best candidate gets their chance to make this country great.

So remember, don't vote for me if I'm in first place. Winning this election would squander the greatest resource that eCanada has, Me. All I'm asking and hoping for is that you as an eNation have the intelligence and wherewithal to make the best candidate the runner up.

Thank you.