The Last Artist:

Day 2,661, 05:39 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati



I'm flattered that the SFP has become the widespread topic of debate. The People should be suspicious of anyone that approaches their liberties. Therefore, I've put together a list of my intentions. I hope this will ease some of your inhibitions:

Step #1. Try to be informative and entertaining.
Step #2. Find out, in what is everyone interested. Become involved in those interests.
Step #3. Make a marriage proposal to Liberty.










Incredible Despondency of Logic:


*P.Q.*

As darkness settled, I could see the silhouette of a city against a blazing background.
On the command of men wearing fancy hats, hundreds of men charged into a barrage of gunfire.
Although, I was familiar with this part of the ritual of death and rebirth, I knew that I wasn't part of that.
Now, I was among the earth's most humble creatures. The wilderness released it's wild animals. I could taste the earth, but I knew I was not part of that.
I pleaded for an audience, with the gods, but I received no reply.
One day, I decided to climb the divine mountain.
Atop, sits an abomination. The truth is too horrible to hear.
I knew I was not part of that.
In horror, I leaped from the mountain.
At the last moment, I grabbed a tree limb and held on for my life. Suddenly, I heard a familiar voice saying, "Let Go, man."






*GoTJ*

A procession of morning comrades, followed me to the compost heap. I had lain P.Q. across the compost heap and I was trying to stand, but PQ had me by the collar. Then, I noticed he was gasping for air. (I nearly shit my pants)
As I....





We interrupt this program, to bring you the latest breaking news.



*Lana*
Hello, I'm Llama Vanderbooben. This is the Loose Cannon. We are bringing you the story as it unfolds.
Our Political Correspondent; Richard Cranium has the story. Dick; What's going on out there?

*Richard*
Well, it appears that the congressional leadership has proposed a dictatorship. A proposal that would render congress, itself, useless.
Why it was done is still a hot topic for debate. More to come.

*Lana*
thank you, Dick.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.










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