The Great Bro Purge
Derphoof
Recently, under the leadership of Aramec, following months of simple and uneventful rule, the BROFORCE lost its way. The Broforce has always been an MU that operates for entertainment purposes and for the sake of lulz. It was founded as a way to get away from the hubbub of other MUs who require people to actually fight. It was founded as a way to shirk responsibility and do nothing on the military end unless necessary.
While our MU has the motto “No plans, no rules”, we do have ideals that we hold up to be everlasting and pervasive of all we do.
1. We are Disgustingly Elite
2. We have no obligation to throw our military weight behind anything
Aramec violated these sacred unwritten tenets. He opened the MU to all those who wished to join, which is absolutely disgusting to the founders of the Broforce MU.
However, he also did the unthinkable. He made us do something.
When I asked Paul for comment, he said, “Such behavior and acts are utterly deplorable in this
Saraht0ga added, “I agree. This disgusts me to the point that I actually logged into this sorry game. The thought of us doing something so major is horrifying. I wanted to stab my eyes out looking at the news, but that would’ve required me to put in effort to do so. At the Broforce we are all about doing minimal work for maximum
In response to this abomination, following the peaceful ceding of power from RainySunday to Derphoof, we have decided to return to our roots. We have outed all members of the Broforce except for the original and purest of Bros: Derphoof, Paul, and Saraht0ga.
BE IT KNOWN that the following members who were a part of the Broforce MU have been executed by firing squad at the request of Commander Derphoof:
Agent Chieftan
S H E L D O N
Poco Curantism
AndraX2000
mohammadh77
Fruitcommando
Juana Sycaeus
Delyruin
ArcKnox
Hekter
willmichael
Lawbro
SenoritaLaura
Sapucay rm
farid70
However, we have chosen a crueler fate for both Aramec and Rainy Sunday. We could not give them the sweet relief of death, letting them taste freedom from this game. That would have been far too kind of us. Instead, they have been locked in a dungeon
Regardless, they may still be executed at a later date.
By doing this, we have purged the Broforce of all impurities and returned the Broforce to it’s original, pure Bromantic state. Order has been restored. Glories shall flow from the MU as they have done in the past with astonishing eAmerican Space Flight and beautiful eAmerican Propoganda
The Great Bro Purge will go down as a point of restoration in our Unit. Their blood was shed to bring the original order back to the Broforce. Their sacrifice shall largely be forgotten.
Today is a glorious day. The Broforce will rise once more and become the preeminent useless elitist MU of these great United States.
Jk, we already are. Filthy plebs.
Comments
☭☭☭BROFORCE 5EVER☭☭☭
As he embodies perfect elitism, KEMAL ERGENEKON has been extended an open invitation to Broforce MU in the event he leaves the OWLS.
Glory to Kemal.
Your recruitment strategy is consistent, and your criteria are well defined.
☭☭☭BROFORCE 5EVER☭☭☭
And when Broforce saw the breadth of their domain, they wept for there were no more worlds to conquer
I didn't even get to be shot. ;_;
Sadly, when we rounded up the plebs, you were not longer in the MU. You narrowly avoided death and sweet release from this hell.
One day a bullet may find me and my soul shall be allowed to rest. 🙁
Go Go BroForce!
☭☭☭BROFORCE 5EVER☭☭☭
Swag.
Also consider this my formal application to join the broforce.
YOUR ELITENESS IS ADEQUATE AND YOUR WEED IS DANK.
APPROVED.
SWAGQ
fuck. This means I have to get 10 kills to officially join. I hate fighting :/
Bruh. Click the button once and hold down the "Enter" key. It just continuously fights. Easy 10 kills, minimum effort.
Sorry, you've been removed from The Broforce. You can apply to a different Military Unit now.
😨 I was shot
Fuck you, you can't kill me. I just come back with a new eyepatch.
Huh, I liked some of those people who got executed. Oh well.
Pssst... I'm on the run, they didn't got me.
Who s on the left?
You weed was shit anyway.
[broods in the dark]
🙂
ROFL..awesome. You truly write some of the best trolls. 🙂
Broforce is srs. Deadly srs.
still funny shit
Where do I apply?
If only you were elite enough, my dearest Klop. As dictator, Rylde bleeds elitism and would be the only Canadian we would consider.
However, he is still Canadian which puts him at a terrible disadvantage 😛
Veto Rylde for Canadians can never truly be elite.
Derphoof is a pony whisperer. He whispered into Aramec's ear and Aramec did the unthinkable, he did something.
Derphoof promptly exposed Aramec's non-inaction's and had him swiftly executed with no questions asked.. Derphoof then assumed Aramec's former position and played the cute little pony card to all, claiming his complete innocents in the matter.
Well played Derphoof, well played.
o/ Agent Chieftan
o/ S H E L D O N
o/ Poco Curantism
o/ AndraX2000
o/ mohammadh77
o/ Fruitcommando
o/ Juana Sycaeus
o/ Delyruin
o/ ArcKnox
o/ Hekter
o/ willmichael
o/ Lawbro
o/ SenoritaLaura
o/ Sapucay rm
o/ farid70
\o I was found lacking.
comment please
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/son-g-rev-da-t-ml--2503878/1/20
Is this what is called "American Propaganda"?
illllluminati! with 5 "l"