The Fair Dealer Returns After Five Year Hiatus
Day 2,499, 01:19
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by Nick Everdale
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. After leaving eRepublik in 2009, Nick Everdale and his Fair Dealer has returned to an eUnited States torn by war with France.
It should be no surprise to anyone that old Nick Everdale followed in the footsteps of former eU.S. President Emerick by expending 20 energy bars racking up kills against the French. But there's more to the story. He also spent a significant amount of gold opening up a most likely ill-advised aluminum mine and refinery in Virginia. One day on the job and Nick Everdale is already a prominent citizen.
It's time to tear down those old ATLANTIS alliance stickers and give some praise to the Federalist Party. Nick Everdale returns to the fray and staggers around confused, asking anyone who will listen how to play this damn game.
Expect more from The Fair Dealer in the days to come. And as always, check out our five year old archive for the best in commentary and political satire.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. After leaving eRepublik in 2009, Nick Everdale and his Fair Dealer has returned to an eUnited States torn by war with France.
It should be no surprise to anyone that old Nick Everdale followed in the footsteps of former eU.S. President Emerick by expending 20 energy bars racking up kills against the French. But there's more to the story. He also spent a significant amount of gold opening up a most likely ill-advised aluminum mine and refinery in Virginia. One day on the job and Nick Everdale is already a prominent citizen.
It's time to tear down those old ATLANTIS alliance stickers and give some praise to the Federalist Party. Nick Everdale returns to the fray and staggers around confused, asking anyone who will listen how to play this damn game.
Expect more from The Fair Dealer in the days to come. And as always, check out our five year old archive for the best in commentary and political satire.
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