The Best of the joke week 2 and winner of week 1

Day 1,930, 07:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by howdyho

I would like to thank every one who sent in a joke last week and I hope this gets even more popular.
The winner of the week 1 joke of is...MR WOLDY! He won with the fantastic classic blond joke. A brunette is in a light aircraft with 4 blondes accompanying them, for some terrible reason the undercarriage of the plane breaks off, leaving the passengers dangling from the overhead luggage compartment.

The pilot, somehow still flying the thing and themselves also dangling, informs them that there is too much weight to avoid certain death, and that someone would need to go.

The brunette decides that they may as well jump and informs everyone before letting go. The blonde passengers rejoice by clapping.

If you don't find that funny you need your bung hole checked out.

The runner up with joke of the week is Alphabethis with this cracker.
What's the difference between a happy husband and a mature husband? A happy husband doesn't know the truth about his wife , a mature husband knows to how to endure the truth about his wife.

As everyone knows the rewards for winning is 5q7 100q2 and 70gbp and the runner up receives 50q2 and 30gbp.
Leave you jokes in the comments below and don't use the same ones here is one for you.
Have you heard of the new arsenal bra its got loads of support but no cups.

Here is the link to the previous article so you can catch up on the rules and rewards.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-best-jokes-of-the-week-1-rules-and-introduction--2218064/1/20

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