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The Baobab Tree's Weekly Bombs (in English)

Day 2,689, 12:06 • Published in Estonia Estonia

• by Dodo Moron

Greetings!

I’m Dodo Moron, the editor of newspaper The Baobab Tree. Following article is my first effort to gain some international attention and recognition. And so I’m publishing the best thing my newspaper has. The Weekly Bombs. Let’s get right to business.

For years players of web based strategy game ERepublik have asked admins to fix the economy. Many pleas and prayers were sent out all over the world, asking the economy of the e-world to be functional once again. Unfortunely all efforts made were unsuccessful. And nothing was changed…

Until now…

Plato explaining the effect of changes made at Erepublik Conference 2015.

However. For Platos confusion people are not pleased. They are not happy, even remotely. According to our very reliable resources there is something on the loose. And it’s not a s** offender, it’s simly a letter. So this one guy thinks the only solution is to stop all wars, until the game is made good again.

E-nations will unite and go on strike… Maybe...

Meanwhile in super secret Erepublik HQ also known as Da Mad Plato’s golden crib. Plato is shi**ing himself in fear there will be no wars and noone will buy gold anymore.

If you use enough Tide® the stains of poo will vanish into oblivion.

But there is no disease you can’t cure. At least this is what Plato believes. And so, monthly gold packs were introduced. Basically you give away 3 or 9 real units of money, you get 30 or 90 gold during the month. Here we have explained for dummies how it works.

Lots of feces, I would say…

Anyways, on April the first Plato finally recieved penalty for shi**ing, a temporary ban. However, this is not a permanent solution what people were looking for. So please...

Fix. The. Damn. Game.

Spy footage of Plato having his mugshot taken.

And so, now I’m going to hide behind the big bush behind my house. As terryfied as I could be. I’ve heard stories of Plato’s problemsolving strategy. Kill the resistance = no problems.